me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

Still 364 days until Christmas and some people already have their lights up. Unbelievable

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

Stop slut shaming girls with big boobs and/or an ass. They wear the shit skinny girls wear but are immediately associated with being a hoe because it fits them differently.

having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like 

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper