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Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:
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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you
Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll
Would kill for a cinnamon roll
Sinnamon roll
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this video is actually my favorite thing in the entire world and nothing can ever top it.
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"I do, can you please move?" The small kappa whined.
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339. “You’re blocking my view.“
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Ludo = FREEDOM (x)
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look at this bird, he’s so dreamy, so pure, so perfect
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i miss the weird little kappa
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sentence prompts ➝ tokio hotel
❛ We learned to live and then our freedom came to an end. ❜
❛ We have to break down this wall. ❜ 
❛ Ready, set, go it’s time to run. ❜ 
❛ Together we can make it while the world is crashing down. ❜ 
❛ I never let you down.❜ 
❛ There’s nothing left here anymore.❜
❛ And when I lose myself I think of you.❜
❛ A half moon’s fading from my sight I see your vision in its light .❜ 
❛ Why can’t we make this darkness feel like home?❜ 
❛ Nothing can hold me back from you .❜ 
❛ I hold your letter in my frozen hand.❜ 
❛ The last line was long as long as it burns my look carries on .❜
❛ I’m left here in the dark. ❜ 
❛ We lost a dream we never had. ❜ 
❛ Vultures are waiting for what’s left of us. ❜ 
❛ It all has no worth if we lose our trust . ❜ 
❛ The lights will not guide you through. ❜ 
❛ You lost yourself in your pain. ❜ 
❛ Darkness and light are blinding her sight.❜ 
❛ My final wish will guide you out. ❜ 
❛ To me you’ll be forever sacred. ❜ 
❛ And one day the sea will guide you  back to me . ❜ 
❛ You can’t make me stay. ❜ 
❛ I won’t miss you, can’t you see? ❜ 
❛ I’m warning you, don’t follow me.❜
❛ No more waiting for your goodbyes.❜ 
❛ I trusted you in every way but not enough to make you stay .❜ 
❛ I’m haunted by your shadow.❜ 
❛ The whole world can just go to hell.❜ 
❛ I don’t want to cause you trouble.❜ 
❛ I am by your side.❜ 
❛ I never let you down.❜
❛ Will you stand the pain when I’m by your side?❜ 
❛ You’re automatic and your heart’s like an engine.❜ 
❛ You’re automatic and your voice is electric.❜ 
❛ There’s no real love in you. .❜ 
❛ Why do I keep lovin’ you?❜ 
❛ It’s automatic counting cars on a crossroad.❜ 
❛ They come and go like you.❜ 
❛ It’s automatic watching faces I don’t know.❜ 
❛ Let’s run into the pourin’ rain to feel that we’re alive again .❜ 
❛ Whisper me all your secrets. ❜ 
❛ The pain of love will last forever . ❜ 
❛ Don’t wanna swallow all your lies. ❜ 
❛ Come and bring me back to life. ❜ 
❛ Come on you can look at me. ❜ 
❛ I don’t need to fit in. ❜ 
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339. “You’re blocking my view.“
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SEND A  ☀ AND I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.
numbers: ( 1 - 352 ) link to generator: here content: another movie quote meme, some adult content. feel free to change pronouns.
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Send me a ‘ ʊ’ + a character/ship and I will make an aesthetic board of them.
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Types of cis bigots I am quite tired of (a bit of a rant, this)
[warning for cissexism]
The Fundiegelical: “You may think you’re ‘happy’ by wearing the clothing of the opposite sex, but you’re living in sin and you’re going straight to hell! Jesus loves you.”
The “Enlightened” Liberal: “But gender doesn’t even matter, because deep down, we’re all the same. So why is it such a big deal what I call you?”
The TERF: “By embracing a gender role opposite your assigned sex, you are reifying gender/privilege and thus making it that much harder for us to smash gender. I know that sounds contradictory but, if you’d been a feminist for as long as I have, you’d understand.”
The Proto-TERF: “Of course I don’t have anything against trans people, but abortion/sex work/breast cancer/ovarian cancer/whatever is and has always been a women’s issue! Why do you want to take it away from women?”
The Ungendering Fetishist: “Hey, I don’t have anything against sh*m*les! I think you’re hot! I watch sh*m*le porn all the time.”
The Clueless Oppression-Olympian: “Transness is just a white/abled/Western issue, so why should I care about it?”
The Incrementalist: “Look, people just aren’t ready to accept trans folks yet. So instead of arguing about what pronouns to use for you, we should focus on something we can actually accomplish, like [insert other tenuously-related SJ cause here].”
The Genital-Focused: “I totally respect and support trans people, but I would never date one. Because ewww.”
The Broad-Stroke Painter: “I once met a trans person who was selfish/mean/creepy/bad in general, so you’re all like that and I won’t respect any of you.”
The Inveterate Essentialist: “But… you can’t be a woman, because you have a PENIS! And chromosomes! And… a PENIS!”
The What-About-Teh-Cis Whiner: “I know my refusal to call you ‘she’ hurts you, but you have to understand that your demand to call you ‘she’ hurts me, too. What about my feelings?”
The Pig-Headed “Skeptic”: “Do you have actual evidence that you’re really a woman? No, of course you don’t, because it’s impossible by definition. No, shut up; I’m right and you’re wrong, PERIOD.”
The “Free Speech” Whiner: “Don’t you think that, in the spirit of free and open discussion, you should listen to my side of things instead of just dismissing it out of hand as ‘bigotry’?”
The Devil’s Advocate: “I’m not saying prejudice is right, but, to be fair, it is a little weird for someone to present as a woman and yet have a penis.”
The Self-Proclaimed “Ally”: “How dare you say I’ve been cissexist? Don’t you know how very supportive I’ve been of you and your causes? Why aren’t you grateful?”
The “Edgy” Comedian: “Look, it was a joke. I’m sorry you’re too unsophisticated to understand why it’s funny; I guess I’m just too edgy for you. Maybe one day, when you grow up a little, you’ll stop trying to censor humor.”
(Hint to cis people: don’t do any of these things.)
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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
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petition to make bill/toffee the new super popular crossover ship
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( I apologize for focusing on some threads more than others as of right now, inspiration and time is difficult for this muse right now )
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My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed
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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :
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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜
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{ another go for those who want to interact and haven’t yet, will do the current m!a upon request }
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{ Not a starter call per se (I’m not original enough to make actual starters) but if you like this post, that means I can send memes or tag you in posts, which could lead to potential threads. This particularly is to those who are interested in role-playing with this Ludo. I’m making this due to incoming hiatuses. These requests of course, will be done during my free time. }
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