My pussy needs vitamin D, too ☀️

slorny

sleepy and horny at the same damn time

94. Describe your body in a way that would turn us on 😌

Oh, you want me to tell you how perfectly fuckable I am?

Lips - extremely plump, kissable, bitable, even. Feel good on anything.

Beard - it’s great whether it’s there or not. Ideal tactile response.

Chest -

Hands - perfect for holding… or choking.

Abs - 10/10 lickable, generally considered highly worthy of worship.

Hips - most people are jealous of my hips. I wish they were more flexible.

Cock - 😳

Thighs - excellent sitting place, also ideal for grinding.

Calves - I’ll let you massage them, if that’s your thing.

Toes - yeah, you can suck these.

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

all I can think of rn is bouncing someone on my cock so hard and fast that all they can do is drool onto my lips when their head is pressed to mine, nails digging into my shoulders and body shaking. like, awe, my cute bunny, is it hard to focus when you’re so filled up and close to getting loaded with all my come? look at you, my cutest girl, so pleasured out of your mind from getting stretched open that all you can do is make small, incoherent, soft noises as you get bounced on this dick. the way your breath hitches when the tip strokes so deeply inside you, how you gasp when I thrust a bit harder. you get so adorable and dumb when you’re fucked hard, princess, just my cute little mess who can’t even talk or think when sitting on a dick. all you can do is drool onto my lips, gasping and whining for more and more, like such a greedy slut who can’t get enough, just aching to get pumped full of come.

you ever get so horny you just start squirming and moaning from the idea of a cock in you?

pick one

(but get more here)

Selfies of us with your cock inside me but no one knows

color me surprised

Go ahead, touch yourself, you deserve it 😘

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

Gimme slow and sloppy head while I scroll through your horny posts

Watching videos of yourself cumming?

Hot.

Watching videos of yourself cumming that someone else took?

Incomprehensible hot.

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