Characters I'm an apologist for and why.

Kaz Brekker: You go baby! Cause carnage.

Jude Duarte: Literal girlboss. Carry on doing what you're doing sweetheart.

Pip Fitz Amobi: You killed someone and then framed some other dude for it? You go girl! As you should!

Cardan Greenbriar: Has daddy, mommy and brother issues. The whole pack. Actually, he doesn't get well with any of his family. Does that count as la familia issues?

Tyler Galpin: Was the victim.

if a good girls guide to murder has a million fans, im one of them. if a good girls guide to murder has 1 fan, then i am them. if a good girls guide to murder has 0 fans, i am dead.

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

yeah i wanna be fucked senseless but i want to be loved just as hard

i like getting cute morning texts like: your order has been shipped

ppl post this sort of positivity that’s like “bi ppl w a preference for women are valid bi ppl w a preference for men are valid” and yeah sure but also, hyperanalyzing your bisexuality is not necessary. the fact that you’ve dated or liked or slept w more men or more women doesn’t have to say anything abt your bisexuality. your bisexuality does not have to be measured and counted and have a pie diagram showing gender percentages. you can just be bisexual

Genya: what’s the worst decision you’ve ever made while drunk?

Alina: i don’t mean to brag but i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

Hades and Persephone Darklina au where Hades!Darkling steals Persephone!Alina from her husband, Mal.

His reasoning? “Well obviously if I couldn’t tell that you were together just by looking at you you must not be a very good couple. I think I will make a better husband :)”

PSA

sorry bro can’t go out tonight. i’m stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

I wish fandom would be treated like the lighthearted niche hobby it is and not like… a form of political activism which you must use to show off how woke you are

oh, to call a boy ‘pretty boy’ and have him be flustered by it, not knowing how to respond

Kaz: I just want someone to take me out.

Inej: like...? On a date? Or with a knife?

Kaz: yes.

We’ll never die

je suis sick of this shit