Ink drawing of a spider's lantern home

barty: do you like my outfit?

evan: not as much as i like what’s underneath it

barty: *smirking* oh?

evan: i need your chair, get up.

This pollen might literally kill me. How is my grey car yellow?

fugking love it here!!!!!!!!!

annabeth: has anyone told you you’re doing a good job today?

percy: no

annabeth: think about that

ARABIC PROVERB, SOURCE UNKNOWN

(ft. @cg.86/@sailorbrazil, original edit via)

Peanut Butter Brookies

grabbing every 13 yo girl by the arms and yelling "YOU LOOK FINE !!!!!!! DON'T SPEND UR ALLOWANCE ON CONCEALERS GO SEE A BAD MOVIE INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS POETRY AND SONGS AND LAUGHTER W FRIENDS AND COLORFUL LEAVES !!!!!!!!!! GO READ A MARY OLIVER POEM AND YOU'LL BE OK!!!!!!!!!"

Homemade Dinner Rolls

regulus: (skips to the end of a movie)

james: you can't just skip to the happy ending

regulus: i don't have time for their problems

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

Frosty Tree Trail