You definitely are not the only one. Vil looks like that wolfbat guy from Legend of Korra, a teen that's in their emo phase who stole and experiments with their mother's makeup and the lead singer of a visual kei band at the same time. None of the above sounds even similar to Vil
Is it just me that does not like the new vil card?? Something seems off idk why like it just doesn't look like vil
💭 Imagine you and Zayne currently wrapped up closely, your bodies closely intertwined as he makes love to you. You're both laying on his bed, the room is dimly lit with the light coming from a lamp sitting comfortably on his bedside
💭 Imagine those slow, sensual, and passionate strokes, using his whole body, not just stiffly rocking his hips
💭 Imagine him grunting and groaning softly into your ear as if trying to keep his sounds to a minimum, but when you wrap your legs around him, he nearly bursts from that alone and lets out a long drawn out moan
💭 If you're feeling really 'heated' or kinky, he'll even put that evol of his to use
💭 Imagine his big veiny hand gripping tightly into the pillows underneath your head, his hot breaths fanning your ear, and the sweat all over his body, making him glisten. Every flex of every muscle in body body with every slow thrust, trying to keep it slow and gentle just for you.
💭 If you ask him to go faster, he'll oblige, and wrap both his arms around your body, holding you tightly as he fills you
💭 When the moment comes for him to finally release all his pent up love and desire for you, he'll bite his lip and let out low, almost agonising grunts, preventing him from moaning your name out loudly, your hands gripping tightly at his back, almost piercing his skin with your nails, adding to the intensity of his climax
💭 He'll collapse onto you, panting and trying to catch his breath, feeling exhausted, though he's still clutching onto you.
💭 He's definitely great at aftercare, but when you suggest going for a few more rounds, he'll give a little sigh and shake his head, before climbing on top of you once again.
💭 "You're always causing me trouble. You never seem to be satisfied. If you want my attention so much, you can always ask... and I'll always accept." He whispers, looking at you with the slightest hint of a smirk on his lips as he trails kisses down your body once more.
In my humble opinion, GloMas would've been very easily concluded if Malleus Draconia wasn't acting like a prim little princess saying "but but but magic is the height of elegance" and instead simply walked up to Rollo Flamme and socked his face with straight jab.
You may have emptied your mana, but you sure as hell have both your fists intact. Even Lilia believes percussive maintenance can do wonders.
(18+ thoughts- minors dni) I think I'm absolutely insane but am I the only one who imagines being claimed by Malleus in his dragon form....like... Y'know what I mean... Like full on dragon form, not half human half dragon- NO. just him. Full dragon. Dominating me. Hjeidjshdhakfiajfhaidj its a guilty pleasure of mine 😔 being so small compared to him...knowing how wrong it might be, but not caring bc it just feels so... Dirty and erotic, so forbidden and unforeseeable that a large powerful dragon, often deemed as a monster, taking such a small and feeble human, stretching them out to fill his primal needs...it feels oh so wrong, yet thats what makes it all the more enticing....
THIS WAS SO FUNNY I SPIT OUT MY NONEXISTENT DRINK HELP ME 😭 Rollo looks like he's ready to put styrofoam around their feet and throw them off the river omfg 😭
IDIA'S GROUP COULDN'T THINK OF OTHER NAMES AND CALLED THEMSELVES TEAM ⭐ STAR ⭐ LIKE FREAKING KINDERGARTNERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
🐉 who's just had a baby girl. He wants to name her Meleanor, but Lilia comes bursting in the room without warning and almost begs Malleus not to do it.
🐉: "Why? Meleanor is a lovely name, and very much fitting as a mark of our bloodline."
🦇: "A name holds incredible power. You will practically be cursing your cute, innocent daughter to grow up to be a selfish, arrogant, self-centered, bossy, impulsive, just overall horrible excuse of a living being."
🐉: "I did not know you hated my mother that much."
🦇: "I don't, but it is a known fact no one would deny. Except your father, perhaps."
🦇: "Anyway do NOT do it. That name is cursed. I could call you a son of a bitch and it would be true in every sense of the term."
🐉: "Lilia, are you aware that you are committing slander against an entire royal family right now?"
🦇: "It's not slander if it's true."
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Random note: Although I think dads with daughters is cute too, my stories always feature Malmal with a son because I didn't want to invent a name for a daughter lol. If you've been reading my stuff for a while, the boy's name is just Malleus II. 🤣
General Lilia holding his weapon against your throat with his eyes narrowed and his foot against your chest, threatening your life, hate in his eyes for the human race.
You, who can't stop smiling and blushing like an idiot: "Im so oddly turned on by this. Like, you have no idea- I'm so hard/wet right now like my body is physically having a reaction to-"
General Lilia, who's jaw is now straight to the floor and his threatening demeanor is now flustered and unable to find the words to shut you up.
General lilia who ends up bringing home a human toy to use for his pleasure and take his anger out on engyeheheheeheheh