FUCKING AWESOME. this is the best part of being a wrestling fan in this era. Every week it seems there is something great right around the corner, and rarely does it fail to deliver. PSYCHED. 

NEW JAPAN AT REVPRO HIGH STAKES 2018

Revolution Pro Wrestling’s first major show of 2018, High Stakes, takes place on January 20 at York Hall in London and features only a handful of New Japan’s finest (while the rest are on the Fantasticamania tour in Japan). But what they lack in quantity they make up for in quality, right? Just check out these match-ups:

EVIL & SANADA (Los Ingobernables de Japon) vs. Aussie Open [Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher]

Will Ospreay (CHAOS) vs. Mark Andrews

BRITISH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP—Zack Sabre Jr. & Minoru Suzuki (Suzukigun) vs. Moustache Mountain [Tyler Bate & Trent Seven] (champions)

Plus other matches including a triple threat consisting of Bea Priestley, Millie McKenzie, and champion Jinny for the Undisputed British Women’s Championship, and what’s sure to be an absolute brawl between teams CCK and Josh Bodom/Zack Gibson.

Tickets for the show are almost sold out; only premium floor seats are left (click here to purchase)! [NOTE: This show will be available on demand ~48 hours later.]

I wonder how many husbands and boyfriends will try to kill me this week.  Best in the world.

Be weary of anyone with this old of a hat, no matter how beautiful his song or how shiny his plumage, he is most likely not from around here and not visiting with good intentions. 

If you want to play with me, leave your ego at the coat check, It’s my second nature to give souls their freedom From the life you selfishly decided to wreck Totally clueless. Checkmate, already? You’re done, Who got next?

As ugly as I am how is it that I manage to avoid sleeping in my own bed?

Lou Reed is a god

Finish Me then

What are you afraid of ? You think once its finally over you won’t be as powerful? That’s true you are getting old holding onto this childish power and it is fadng every day. You will not reach the last stage until you face me angel vs devil, mano a mano. I know you are not a coward, who is the coward that is running the show in that funny brain of yours. I choose not to be mean to you. I choose not to hurt you. You pride yourself on your ability to wreck me, and in doing so you have lost your ability to truly hurt anyone. You have a boyfriend half your size that gives you rules. You would have been ashamed of your future self, and yet you are stll convinced that you are winning this war. It is sad, let’s finish this I dont want to watch you wither away anymore.

Always and Anon

Your Majesty

Winners regardless of results

16/01/2017 - WWE Mixed Match Challenge Week 1: Shinsuke Nakamura & Natalya

I am 28 years old next month. I have four dead ex-girlfriends. Some of the ones alive are worse off than death. Some serious mental issues have festered in my wake and it is safe to say that  am cursed. I hope that after a two year hiatus from being psychologically slaughtered by the women I have been going for, I want to step things up. I want to find the wickedest woman to tug on my heart strings. I want a real life monster. I want to worry about whether or not I will wake up. I know you are out there, and I want you to know that I love you.

You were only pretending, you could never live like us