Feels like pre-season 1 Beatrice

who

UH NGL IDK .

HELPPPP

oh my god. i dont ship vanessa and mike but walk with me now. avatrice au where they take their place. diego is abby. ava is michael. beatrice is vanessa.

OH MY GODDD???

i love blocking people :)

the entitlement is fucking insane

like she fucking deserves one 💀

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

here's some winter soldier trini angst for you:

"so i imagine trini and kim like to go on races a lot, especially with their enhanced speed, so one day they race to the lake and kim's running through the foliage and swatting away leaves and flies and if she glances to the side she can see trini weaving between the trees. they reach it and kim runs into her and they both fall into the lake and rise up, laughing.

then, while kim's twisting her hair to get the water out, she sees trini sitting nearby, looking up at the sky and drawing. kim decides to drop by, place her hands on her waist and put her head on her shoulder to see what she's drawing. trini shows her the drawings of the sky she's drawn, then grabs kim's hand to point at a constellation (maybe orion or the big dipper idk), and smiles over at he and kim's so overwhelmed with love for her that she leans forward and kisses her. trini smiles into the kiss and puts the book away, face up, so it isn't jutting into their sides.

months later, kim returns to the exact same place, sitting by the exact rock trini sat by, sighs, traces trini's old designs, then looks up and tries her hand at drawing one of the constellations.

meanwhile, far, far away, trini sees the stars and something familiar stirs. she pushes it down. she knows how zedd punishes her if she feels anything."

oh my GOD???

also:

"then grabs kim's hand to point at a constellation"

AAAAA

oh my fucking GOD

as a fan of max mayfield this is so funny. and you're a fan of beatrice so

this is so me when beatrice actually .

GIFTSHOPGIFTSHOPGIFTSHOP

me with lilith tbh. and steve

YES ACTUALLY

CHEETAGATOR

beatrice's terrible no good very bad tendency to give until theres nothing left of her

:(((