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muse and snack tagged by YOU (: @shctupmeg  
tagging @all-my-friends-were-glorious @ohxmyyyyx @heiditurner  
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So you think I’m the worst pet to have, huh?!
Eric...
you've ruined mommys life and I'm tired of pretending that this will work out I'm sorry sweetie but its over
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@all-my-friends-were-glorious @ccartman
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A tiny part of Liane thought about taking the baby, starting over from scratch since eric was proving to be a failure but why bother?  she probably wasn’t meant for motherhood.  But he was so precious.  She smiled wide handing him a giant chocolate chip cookie where the chocolate was just oozing out of the sweet treat. “Here you go, sweetie.   is your mother nearby you shouldn’t be out here all by yourself the streets are dangerous.”
OH! A baby! Hello there sweetie you're so adorable , would you like a cookie? (whowantscookies)
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He was about to get mad but stopped himself at her offer. "I would like a cookie."
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Yes!
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I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway
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I need more evil expressions but every time I draw him it hardly ever turns out that way 😩
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do you want to be a slut, Eric?
U guys always call me a slut but then think I can't get laid??? Which one is it huh? Make it make sense, assholes
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“Oh I’m sure we do little buddy, I’m sure we do but let me say goodbye to your mother first. “ Ted gave her a kiss on the cheek then grabbed her waist and gave her a BIG KISS on the lips.. they spent one whole minunte making out right in front of Cartman .. Oddly enough his eyes were open the whole time staring at the fat boy as if to say, “She’s mine now.”  
Liane looked at peace giggling, she hadn’t loooked this happy in months. maybe years.
.” Liane would you please the men alone so we could have a little talk?”   “I’ll see you in the trailer handsome. Eric, you be good now.” Liane walked off not even bothering to look her son in the eyes. Ted walked over to the table before sitting down he gave Eric another hair ruffle then sat down, smiling, “You really don;’t get your looks from your mother don’t you? I’m guessing you take after your father.. but maybe in time. I could be your father.”
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Hello Eric say hi to Ted
Eric, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Theodore.” Liane said with a big smile on her face, beside her stood a six and a half man with shaved blonde hair in a brown suit smilng at eric he grabbed his head giving his hair ruffle.
“Hello there champ, Liane’s told me a lot about you.” His tone was a ohgreatitsachild. eyes showing contempt at the child
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Hello Eric say hi to Ted
Eric, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Theodore.” Liane said with a big smile on her face, beside her stood a six and a half man with shaved blonde hair in a brown suit smilng at eric he grabbed his head giving his hair ruffle.
“Hello there champ, Liane’s told me a lot about you.” His tone was a ohgreatitsachild. eyes showing contempt at the child
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Just Liane.
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Unpopular opinion, but Liane is trying her best as a mother. Is she a good parent or a good rolemodel? Obviously not, but I like to think that she loves Eric very much and she's doing everything she can given the circumstances.
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The phrase "Liane made Eric wear the Hitler costume" (implying she is the one responsible for his anti-Semitism) doesn't sit well with me, and I've seen it being used quite a lot.
When Eric was asked about the costume, what he said was: "My mom made it".
That could very well mean that he asked Liane to make it, and she did. (It's not like she'd refuse to, since she helped him join the Special Olympics.) He was also aware of who the costume was representing.
It's just that some people make it seem like Liane literally grabbed Eric and forced him into the costume.
And I'm not a big fan of the "Liane is responsible for everything that's wrong with Eric" headcanon.
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