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My mom will periodically send me these ridiculous snaps of my dog during the school day😂 Thanks mom😂
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This is what I’m buying all my friends for Christmas
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My little sister asked me if I could help her with her homework today (she's in sixth grade)... Her: "We have to write a journal about what we would change our names to, if we could change our names to anything in the world, and why. What's a good name that I should use?" Me: "OOH!!! PRINCESS CONSUELA BANANA-HAMMOCK!!!" Her: *stares at me with the most done look on her face* "I don't want your help anymore"
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You’d all love to know the story behind this wouldn’t you
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So today in Spanish class, this dude starts hitting on me: Dude: I like your boots Me: They're not my boots, they're my cats! (It's from a cat food commercial) Dude: ... Me: HAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!! Dude: heh heh..... Long story short, I am still single.
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"Oh holy night! The something something something. It is the night with Christmas trees and pie."
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Why do we call it a pair of underwear if it's just one?
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