whoperlokian-bendingismagic
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A messy blog of humanism and multi-fandomming. You can ask me any question here: http://whoperlokian-bendingismagic.tumblr.com/ask
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Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp
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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
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this pencil sharpener that every classroom had
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The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass
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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive
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Saw this on r/LGBT and figured my aspec followers would enjoy.
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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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"because of woke" is such a funny a phrase to me it's the new Thanks Obama. they made me look at a rainbow with little metal hands that forced my eyelids to stay open and look at it and it made me gay . because of woke.
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Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"
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