Ozzie | T1 diabetic | 24yo butch lesbianthey/he/sheDog and Pun EnthusiastMuch more active on my sideblog (where I’m a mean and feral butch) so when does this become the sideblog. Makes u thinkBe aware I rb a lot of horror but I try to tag it as such
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Joel protecting Ellie on the ground while he's up in the building. Him seeing the truck at the same time she did, following her as she ran to it for shelter. Him being so zoned in on her and only her. Him seeing that she's going to make a run to save Henry and Sam, and her looking to him for cover, and him knowing what it means and nodding, "go for it, I've got you."
Holy fucking shit.
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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
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Wait, orcas murder things by yeeting them up into the air? What part of that kills them?
the part where a 6-ton animal cannonballs into them at 30 mph and reduces all of their internal organs to a fine paté
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this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs
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i love goth fashion because everyone dresses like they're going to fight monsters or slay demons but all in completely different genres
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the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched
#I used to think I didn’t know why they wanted to get skritches#until people started skritching my head on a regular basis#now I relate
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i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.
fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”
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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
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my gmail impression
some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.
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Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
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Hell is a place where companies make bank off the aggrieved father of a dead child for the removal of the child’s organs for donation.
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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