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Dragon Age, My Beloved
Izzy | 26 | she/herYe Olde Canadian Welcome to my garbage can. Multifandom blog posting mainly Dragon Age, D&D, Dishonored, Lord of the Rings, and whatever other nonsense crosses my dash.
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Dark Urge: Why did Ketheric Thorm kill himself when I told him I was going back to baldur's gate to end the absolute plot
Enver Gortash: Well you see... I'm in baldur's gate.
Enver Gortash: And uh ... you'd be in baldur's gate...
Enver Gortash: And uh...yeah. Couldn't take it if we were within 10 square kilometers of each other again.
Enver: he's a hater, babe, what can I say.
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Some Gortash coded unhinged textposts I made recently.
There鈥檚 more but I hit the image limit 馃挃馃挃
Thought Y鈥檃ll would enjoy them teehee 馃
Photo credit for the cult leader tweet: @bearhugsandshrugs :)
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Durge: I've freed myself from Bhaal. The Urge is gone.
Gortash: Wait, does that mean...?
Durge: Yes. I am no longer in danger of losing control and eviscerating you, so we can do all the kinky bondage stuff you've been begging me about.
Gortash: Everyone get the fuck out. Coronation canceled.
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If you were to go to a magic library and summon a Fantasy novel with EVERYTHING you ever wanted to read in a book but haven't yet encountered, what would that book have in it?
Fun addition: if you read what someone says they'd want and you know a book that has it, send them your recommendation!
I'm curious about what fantasy genre readers are currently frustrated with/lacking and would be drooling over to see published
#this is incredibly specific#but all I want#is an inheritance cycle prequel#set during the fall of the riders#show me brom鈥檚 whole deal#all the bullshit he was up to afterwards
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got curious how many people make their own icons, and how much is fanart versus original.
AUs & redesigns count as fanart!
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Alice (2009), Dr. Nick Willing
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pok茅mon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pok茅mon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pok茅mon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pok茅mon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pok茅mon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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#it's a comedy
MONKEY MAN
2024, dir. Dev Patel
#this scene has no business being as funny as it is#not when my man dev is bleeding all over the place the entire time#monkey man
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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MONKEY MAN
2024 | dir. Dev Patel
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MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel
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fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat
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why should you go watch monkey man? well dev patel gets beat up continually for a solid hour before being brought back from the brink of death by a group of trans and non binary people who then help him kill and maim a bunch of politicians and cops. also there's one scene where he stabs a guy in the neck with a knife and then uses his teeth to slit his throat
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dragon age 2 save me
dragon age 2
save me dragon age 2
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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?
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MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel
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