hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

I swear to god this movie needs to be mandatory viewing for all those alpha-male nonsense spouting men with podcasts. LIKE ok - look at this. This dude has no tongue, literal worms and creepie crawlies are falling out of him from both ends, AND YET just because his first thought when he gets a full pair of functional hands is to confidently invite his best girl to dance with him, he's ADORABLE. I'm ALL IN.

Rashida Jones as Ann Perkins in ─ Parks And Recreation | 4.07 "The Treaty"

I’ve never seen anything more real in my whole life.

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

Chapter 1: Drinkin Problem

Summary: Maggie’s on her first night on the job in a new town, riding with her old friend Rick, and being introduced to her new neighbor.

What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

the selective breeding of music to get shorter and shorter for tik tok has resulted in devastating negative long term health effects on the songs

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man