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These Uncertain Times
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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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I feel like playing Zoo Tycoon. Good thing I still have the list of cheat codes I printed 20 years ago
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Feminist Knuckles
Sonic Boom (2014-2017) / Knuckles (2024-)
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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I heard that wattpad is doing a purge of NSFW works, so I'm going to be posting some general orientation type videos and some how to's to help folks learn more about Ao3.
If you want to follow (or avoid) those posts, I'm tagging them as welcome wattpad
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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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