dang I wish my brain wasn't addicted to getting continuously fried like some kind of masochistic immortal egg
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Yeah so this is the eldritch horror from the dream I had a week ago
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James Potter is the ideal man, and this is the hill I will die on. Unfortunately, this means that I as of course lily evans can never truly have my Mary. I'm sorry my love, in another universe I hope
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Cotton candy made out of cocaine
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just watched Tom and Jerry and let me tell ya im very disappointed that preeta didn't dump ben and marry kayla instead
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Can someone
Teach swordfight
how hold sword
Learn kata
stabby stabby
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Who did the church steal them from
Look I love oats but I will not steal oats from the church I will not steal oats from the church even if I鈥檓 a lowly peasant DESPERATE for oats
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Happy International Asexuality day!!!!
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I agree
I will now proceed to fight all of you to the death
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I dipped a cookie in my malted vanilla caramel hot chocolate today. It was glorious
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A single drop of water
honestly surprised no one has tried to make the ocean tiny
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But why spell it maneuver when you can spell it manoeuvre
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My family had a campfire tonight and I just related to it so much it felt like an old friend and it felt so alive it felt cruel to put it out. Now I'm sad
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every day is halloween if you ain't a coward
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Thank you I will cherish them forever
you鈥檙e very special to me *gives you this*
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