I love the dynamic between Corrick and Lochlan 😂😭

Spoilers below for Destroy The Day!

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So if the Ilken are 8 ft tall and are 1 ft taller than Lorcan, Lorcan is 7 ft tall

Apparently Elide is around 5 ft tall

That means, the height difference between Lorcan and the Ilken is less than the height difference between Elide and Lorcan

Elide and Lorcan living happily ever after.

Everyone: *fighting over eriel and gwenriel and whatever other ship after HoFaS*

Me: What was Ithan scenting on Perry? What happened with Tharion and his wife? Who brought Ari? They have Pegasus now?! Where did they come from?! Why can't Tharion and Ithan just kiss already?? Also, Lidia is a distant cousin to Aelin??

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

After all these HOFAS hype posts I’m seeing…I’m shook that not a lot of people are talking about Lidia Cervos literally being a distant cousin of Aelin Galathynius through King Brannon 🤯

Imagine if Bryce left the portal open to Prythian, and she took Az and Nesta clubbing. Introduced Az to the frat pack, let him smoke mirthroot, and Ruhn showed him his music collection. Ruhn, after realizing he's pretty cool, apologizes for when Bryce introduced them, and he called him a fae asshole and warning him if he ever tries to threaten Bryce again.

Cassian also joins. There's no way in hell Az and Nesta are going to another world. He and Hunt are stupid awkward at first. Then he discovers Sunball. They never shut up. Also heavy on the clubbing with Az. Cassian makes sure to go see Randall as well. They talk war. Cassian discovered shooting ranges, and it's the best thing. Az meets Lidia, and they talk about spywork when he hears her past he's extremely moved by it. Ruhn and Lidia are his favorite people out of the new crowd.

Then we have Nesta who enjoys the dancing, but Bryce brings her to the dance studio. Introduces her to Juniper, and they do dance classes together and Nesta absolutely thrives and loves it. Bryce is also showing Nesta trashy TV. If Nesta doesn't see Ember, she asks to see her. Nesta always makes sure she has Ember time when she comes to Lunathion. Ember learns her birthday and gets her gifts and makes her things. She does the same thing for Solstice. When Nesta meets Lidia, they bond traumatic pasts and people judging them. Nesta feels like she found a true companion in her, and Nesta introduces her to smutty books.

Of course, eventually, Bryce and Ember and Randall meet the Feyre, Nyx, Elain, Lucien, Gwyn, and Emerie

Ithan's inner monologue

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN #This is where the fun begins Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Star Wars Celebration Anaheim (2022) Star Wars Celebration London (2023)

i just know azriel was appalled when bryce left. she shows up, calls him out for not having a love life, then calls him a club rat, steals his weapon that he’s really attached to and leaves

its so much and its dishonest work

Dorian: And then I said, “I’ll bleed whatever you tell me to.”

Chaol: …

Chaol: What does that even mean?

Dorian: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

The sugar babies in sarah j maas books

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Rowaelin Queen of Shadows:

“I want to take my time with you—to learn … every inch of you. And this apartment has very, very thin walls. I don’t want to have an audience when I make you moan, Aelin.”

Aedion in the next room:

Manorian in Empire of Storms:

Aedion had the pleasure of serving her breakfast and tried not to note the lingering scent of female arousal in the cabin, or that Dorian’s scent was entwined among it.

Aedion who just came to deliver food: