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TG: yoooo johnnyboy

TG: whatsup hoe!!!!!

EB: oh, hi roxy!

EB: i'm just watching a movie hehe.

TG: ooooo whatcha watchin

TG: anythin good?

TG: anythin extra bad maybe

TG: knowin ur tastes lmfao

EB: hey, shush, my tastes are excellent!! it's not my fault i'm the only man of culture in our friend group, roxy.

EB: it's a hard burden, but it is one i shoulder daily.

EB: who else but i would appreciate classics like mac and me? i'm all alone, but i'm doing god's work.

EB: like........ whoever god is in our universe. still not sure if jesus was a real dude?

EB: anyway, i'm watching "the secret life of pets".

TG: omfg LOL did jake put you up to that

EB: how'd you know?

EB: actually, you don't have to answer that, this is excruciatingly mediocre and that's kind of a tell tale sign for him.

EB: like- his movie tastes i mean.

EB: not........ nevermind, you get what i'm saying.

TG: lolololol YEAH i gotchu man

TG: godbless that boy but hes got literally 0 filter on his taste in movies lmao

TG: he will dedicate hours of his life to some of the most truly mindnumbing content on this lil shindig we call earth and then call it a cinematic masterwork

TG: no offense to jake but the secret life of pets makes me wanna bore through my head with an industrial tunnel drill jus a lil bit

TG: ok that aside tho

TG: i gots

TG: a QUESTION for ya >:3c

EB: oh god.

EB: whenever you bust out that little kitty face i start fearing for my life.

TG: rightfully so good sir

TG: kk not really

TG: BUT

TG: the question

TG: wheeeeeeen was the last time u went clothes shoppin? >:3c

EB: huh? oh, jeez, i'm not sure actually? yeesh that's probably a bad answer, huh.

TG: YUH HUH IT IS

TG: >:3c

TG: >:3cccccccccc

TG: >:3cccccccccccccccccccccccc

EB:

EB: i don't know though, it's not like i need new clothes. i like my clothes! i'm stylish, right?

TG: john ily but cargo shorts went out of fashion about 5000 years ago

EB: pretty lame that they went out right as we got here. why don't people like them? i'm a god right, shouldn't i be setting the fashion trends here?

TG: j im litcherally so sry i have to say this but among our lil pantheon of godfriends you mite be the most out of da loop on fashion trends

TG: whatcha think of that name btw

TG: j

TG: i think its kinda cute on you ;)

TG: wonkwonkwonk

EB: lol, i dunno! i guess it's the same as the clothes for me........i'm just........me! i don't mind how people want to see me or call me or whatever.

EB: is that weird? i feel like it's weird.

TG: lol nah dats totally reasonable! sometimes u just gotta do u u know

TG: like look at me

TG: u dont see any other chumps out here doin tha whole california grl look but here i am jus bein me anyways

TG: and it owns!! bein urself is the best self to be i think

TG: but also liek

TG: sometimes u gots to examine urself u kno?

TG: like take a lil looksee inside urself and ask if u like what u see in there

TG: and like see that may b

TG: jus may b...

TG: cargo shorts just totes rnt ur thing anymore!

EB: ugh, i just don't like clothes shopping! who cares what i look like, it's just like, a vessel for living in.

TG: jeez john no need 2 get all in a tizzy abt it u dont like GOTTA

EB: huh.... that came off kinda defensive.

EB: sorry, not sure what got into me there.

TG: ur chill!! i guess its like a touchy subject 4 u? n thats totes fine hehe dw about it

TG: but like

TG: if u do ever wanna

TG: CALL ME >:3c

EB: hehe, yeah!

EB: you know, maybe i will just go for it.

EB: i dunno, i guess it's just weird to think about for me. i've always kind of worn the same stuff? i guess i was just so used to letting my dad pick my clothes that once he was gone, i just........

EB: yeah.

EB: anyway, i'll go with you if you want. can't promise i'll get any more stylish, but i'll give it my best shot for you rox.

TG: HELLA

TG: ok dope we r going on a fuckign clothing ADVENTURE!!!!!

EB: damn, i'm going to sound like such a huge dork asking this but uh.

EB: where do people like... go to get clothes.

TG: john o m f G

TG: we got options dog we could go anywhere u desire...

TG: lets seeeeeee

TG: why dont we start w/ smth a lil basic and branch out from there

TG: get ur toes in the meataphorical clothes water so 2 speak

TG: how boutttttt

TG: target? :D

EB: we have targets here?

TG: omg john sweetie

TG: how often have you stayed inside baby we gotta get u OUT more this is a veritable goddam target TRAGEDY

EB: well jeez, sorry for not being a corporate megastore buff!

EB: i'm not jane, roxy.

EB: sorry, was that mean? hm.

TG: LMAONSJDFNGHJH NO ITS FUNNY

TG: i <3 jane but goddam.....girl wild with her business obsession she could probs collapse the stock market w/in like a day w/ her corporate knowledge alone

TG: anyways thats FINE well get u there baby!!!! its all parta the rox brand plan!!!!!

TG: and like maybe once we conquer target we can getchu into a forever 21 or smth lmao

TG: anyway hows this friday sound?

TG: y/n on that badboy himme with a mf ANSWER boy!!!!

EB: uhh, yeah! that sounds good to me!

EB: i'll see you then roxy. :)

TG: CYU!!!! >:3cccccc

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