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i like to pretend that i haven’t picked up any south park speak but that’s such a big fat lie because every time i say jesus christ i do it in the stupid mr slave voice
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#south park#sp#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#wendy testaburger#stendy#stenny#hi yeah i actually really like nonbinary/gnc stan and kenny#but i also really love them as trans girls so here we are#cartman is here too but let's not talk about him#its only stenny if u squint#but i feel like as a queer girl.... queer girls just fall for their friends who are pretty and goin through similar shit#it just be how it be#anyway long time no see but also bye ghghghg
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the south park fans that are actually neat people that are just hanging out and the south park fans that comment on every instagram post from the official account are two wildly different breeds
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South park ask meme, because they’re too rare
Favorite character(s)
Favorite episode(s)
Least favorite character
Least favorite episode
Favorite season(s)
Favorite musical number(s)
Favorite SoT character design
Favorite TFBW character design
Favorite quote(s)
Favorite friendship
Favorite ship(s) (If you have those)
Favorite fanfic(s) (if you read those)
Favorite location in town, if there is one
Favorite celebrity guest
Favorite celebrity impersonation
Favorite Kenny death
Favorite group (of any type)
Favorite “I learned something today”
Scene that made you cry
Character that is most like you - personality and actions wise
Character that is most like you - looks wise
Character you’d be friends with if they were real
Character that is overrated in your opinion
Character that is underrated in your opinion
The episode that got you into the show
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welp, that was a little rough,,,
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KENNY: Oh god…
KENNY: Ohhh shit– pick up the damn phone for chrissake–
TOKEN: Kenny…?
TOKEN: You alright?
KENNY: No I ain’t alright!
KENNY: Karen hung up on me!
TOKEN: Oh…
TOKEN: Does that mean you’re done with my phone, then?
KENNY: N-no, no I gotta try n’ call her again.
KENNY: Just.
KENNY: Just gimmie a sec, she’s gotta pick up…
TOKEN: Right… take your time, dude..
KENNY: There’s no time to take!
KENNY: She hung up right after she said some damn stranger was in the house!
TOKEN: Oh, jeez…
KENNY: God dammit, I think she turned her phone off…!
KENNY: Oh god oh god, what the hell am I gonna do thirty fucking miles out of town?!
TOKEN: It’ll be okay Kenny, I’m sure–
KENNY: No, it’s not gonna be okay!
KENNY: Who knows who or what is in that house with her, look at where we are right now!
CRAIG: Hey.
CRAIG: Do you guys wanna shut up, maybe?
CRAIG: You’re distracting me from my shit.
TOKEN: Oh, sorry Craig…
TOKEN: Kenny’s having some issues with Karen, I think.
CRAIG: Uhuh…
CRAIG: I don’t care.
CRAIG: [grumble grumble]
CRAIG: (Can’t even browse tumblr without someone getting hay shoved up their ass right in front of me…)
CRAIG: (Why are either of them even still awake.)
CRAIG: (Why do I have to be cooped up in a stupid barn with all these people right now…)
CRAIG: (Why is–)
CRAIG:
CRAIG: Whhhh…
CRAIG: W–
CRAIG: That’s m–
CRAIG: That’s my blog.
CRAIG: This is on my blog.
CRAIG: Th–
CRAIG: …
CRAIG: WHAT IS THIS SHIT DOING ON MY BLOG???
CRAIG: I–
KENNY: Craig???
KENNY: What’s the matter, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you yell so loud in your life!
STAN: Yeah, shut the hell up over there, some of us are trying to sleep.
CRAIG: …Y… you shut up…!
CRAIG: Fuck your sleep, I have a problem!
STAN: Yeah, I know, we kind of got teleported here by a freaking demon, dude.
STAN: We’ve all got problems right now, you’re not special.
CRAIG: I’ll kick your ass!
STAN: Go ahead, it’s already facing right towards you.
STAN: I’ll even wiggle it a little to make it a moving target, if you wanna make a game out of it.
CRAIG: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
TOKEN: Jesus, dude, what’s wrong?
CRAIG: Besides Stan Marsh being as stupid as ever?!
KENNY: We mean what the hell made you yell so loud, dude???
CRAIG: Oh, I’ll tell you!
CRAIG: This guy is posting shitty selfies of himself on my blog!
CRAIG: MY blog, and he has the audacity to post them with–
CRAIG: W-with…
CRAIG: With him sitting right next to him like it’s nothing!
CRAIG: There’s a circus in my house and I’ll bet you money it was that stupid Tweek demon guy who led us all away so they could party it up in my room!
CRAIG: We should have never let that stupid goat take us all the way out here.
CRAIG: Now they’re all fiddling with my shit and probably having a laugh about it, look at him in this picture!
CRAIG: Look at who’s in the fucking picture with him!!!
KENNY: OH GOD…
CRAIG: Oh god is right!
CRAIG: They’re messing with all my shit!!!
CRAIG: I’m freaking the hell out!
CRAIG: I’m so fucking close to kiCKING STAN’S STUPID ASS STOP SHAKING YOUR BUTT AROUND YOU FUCKING DELIRIATE.
STAN: maybe shut up first lol
KENNY: OH MY GOD, KAREN!
KENNY: SHE SAID SHE WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR SISTER IN YOUR HOUSE, CRAIG.
KENNY: SHE HUNG UP AND WON’T ANSWER MY CALLS!
TOKEN: They tried to chuck us all off the side of a bridge, who knows what they could be doing right now?!
CRAIG: TOUCHING MY SHIT IS WHAT THEY’RE DOING!!!
CRAIG: Touching my shit, putting pictures of themselves and Thomas’s corpse sitting in my bedroom!
TOKEN: Craig, I think this is a little more important than them touching your computer!
TOKEN: They could have hurt your guys’ sisters!
CRAIG: BUT LOOK AT WHAT HE POSTED ON MY BLOG!!!!!
KENNY: Craig, I know it’s probably goddamn traumatizing to see that shit right now!!!
KENNY: I know it’s hard for you to grasp this sorta thing during a meltdown.
KENNY: I’m sorry you’re having a difficult time with all of this crap, but there’s people actually in danger in your house right now, man!
CRAIG: Don’t tell me I’m having a meltdown!
TOKEN: Oh my god, okay–
TOKEN: Kenny, let’s just pull ourselves away for a minute here.
CRAIG: Don’t turn your backs on me like that!!!
TOKEN: Just ignore Craig for a second.
TOKEN: There’s demons in Craig’s house, Karen and Craig’s sister are in Craig’s house– what do you think should be done?
TOKEN: What can we possibly do from here?
KENNY: I ain’t got a damn clue!
KENNY: We gotta get someone over there to help them out!
TOKEN: Okay, well maybe that isn’t such a good idea?
TOKEN: We’ve seen what they can do, right?
TOKEN: Is it smart to drag someone else into this?
KENNY: Token, you don’t have a freakin’ sister, you don’t know what this is like.
TOKEN: Okay. You’re right.
TOKEN: But I don’t know if–
KENNY: Wait.
TOKEN: What is it, man?
KENNY: I know exactly who to call.
KENNY: Ain’t no way he’s tangled all up in this mess yet, neither.
KENNY: Won’t gonna get his ass whooped neither.
TOKEN: Okay, well who’s that?
KENNY: My boyfriend.
DOGPOO: snrrk nsnzznnzzzzzzzzzzz…,.
[ ♫ I’M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD ♫ ]
[ ♫ LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC ♫ ]
DOGPOO: fhnfnhmmghfghg
DOGPOO: [yawn]
DOGPOO: An unknown caller disrupting my sleep, now…?
DOGPOO: Just who on earth could be calling me at this devilish hour of the night…?
DOGPOO: Mmhhello–
KENNY: Hushpuppy stain in the rug, we got some demon huntin’ to do!
KENNY: Grab yer damn shooter n’ get ready to pump lead!!!
DOGPOO: KENNY???
KENNY: Damn right!
DOGPOO: DEMON HUNTING?
DOGPOO: Y’AIN’T PULLIN ME, ARE YOU NOW?
KENNY: Hell no, I ain’t whistlin’ no dixie over here, I’m a gallon o’ gas aways from town and the fuckin’ devil’s stampin’ his hooves in town!
KENNY: Get your red ryder and get ready to shoot some damn eyes out!
DOGPOO: You sound oh so serious, I hardly recognize the tone, honeypot!
DOGPOO: Your words shot me wide awake quicker than the smell of pie in the morning, I just can’t resist a shootin’ with you!
KENNY: I’m serious!
KENNY: I’m cooped up in a barn outta town, and there’s demons runnin’ amok with my damn sister out there!
KENNY: She’s up in a heap of danger and I ain’t got nobody in the world I’d trust more than you to keep her safe right now.
KENNY: Never been more serious in my life, ragamuffin.
DOGPOO: Oh.
DOGPOO: Karen’s caught in the throes of the devil, is she now?
DOGPOO: Seems we really ain’t playing rockahorse.
KENNY: I don’t joke around when it comes to who I love, don’t go reckonin’ I’d do it to you.
DOGPOO: I see.
DOGPOO: Well then, I’d be duller than the heel of my boot if I didn’t think I could do something about that, wouldn’t I?
DOGPOO: A demon or two doesn’t quite sound like nothin’ a shell can’t handle.
KENNY: Dogpoo, these are serious folks you’re gonna be ditzin’ around with.
KENNY: Damn near chucked me n’ my friends off a bridge a couple hours back.
DOGPOO: I still don’t see the issue here, darlin’.
DOGPOO: You might have death’s hand hovering your shoulder, but one look at me and they’ll be wishing they were busy chopping onions instead.
DOGPOO: I’ll get your sister out of the slick, just you wait.
KENNY: Alright. I trust you, mudskip.
KENNY: You’re the rankest varmint this side of Colorado, if anybody’s gonna get them runnin’, it’s you.
DOGPOO: A threat is nothing more than a man who’s pride is in his hands, not his skin.
KENNY: You really grabbin’ your shotty, yeah?
DOGPOO: Would you expect anything less after you’ve excited me so?
DOGPOO: I’ve got an itchy finger just beggin’ for a trigger to pull now.
KENNY: Okay, good.
KENNY: But keep them earholes wide for me, water nugget.
KENNY: You gotta be real damn careful.
DOGPOO: I believe we’ve been over this already, Kenny.
DOGPOO: Am I to understand you’re doubting my abilities here?
KENNY: Not at all.
KENNY: These people ain’t just strangers, though.
KENNY: Well, most of them, anyhoo.
KENNY: You will know one of them, for sure.
KENNY: I ain’t got a clue on how many of them are there, but they’re all stuck up in Tucker’s house.
KENNY: Stick your barrel in the nose of any horned bastard you so damn please, but for the love of all mighty…
KENNY: Don’t let that poor bastard Thomas stick around them.
DOGPOO: You’ll need to be more specific than that, sweetie pie.
DOGPOO: There’s a few Thomas’ in this town that come to mind off of the top of my head.
KENNY: Look, I ain’t gonna dilly dally here– you’ll know what I mean if you see ‘em.
DOGPOO: Alright, so your shopping list here’s one Karen, one Thomas, and a face o’ lead for a demon or two, huh?
KENNY: Craig’s sister’s there with Karen.
DOGPOO: Only logical, considering what residence I’m being pointed off to.
KENNY: I don’t care what’s done.
KENNY: Just get those kids outta there.
DOGPOO: Anything for you, sunshine.
DOGPOO: Ain’t a day where you can’t count on me.
KENNY: I know.
KENNY: I love you.
DOGPOO: Love you too.
DOGPOO: Well, I suppose there isn’t anything like a two AM witch hunt…
DOGPOO: Oh, poor Kenny… whatever have you gotten yourself into this time.
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TOKEN: zzz.z..zz…….,.z.,
PHONE: *fucking buzzes*
TOKEN: mhmgngh .h guh…
TOKEN: Huh…
TOKEN: Damn… I fell asleep…
TOKEN: Who’s even calling me–
TOKEN: Oh it’s Nichole.
TOKEN: Hey, babe…
NICHOLE: Token!
NICHOLE: Hi.
NICHOLE: Oh no, are you falling asleep?
TOKEN: No… I promise, I’m awake.
NICHOLE: Okay sure, sle py head.
TOKEN: Mmh…
TOKEN: Is everything alright?
NICHOLE: Um…
NICHOLE: I guess?
NICHOLE: I don’t kn w.
TOKEN: What does that mean.
NICHOLE: Ummmm… I think I’ll explain it when we’re at the farm.
NICHOLE: I just want d to call you and let you know we’re abo t thirty or four y minutes out still?
NICHOLE: How d d you guys even get so far?
NICHOLE: We saw y ur car on th way out of town…
NICHOLE: It was still in flames!
TOKEN: One of the guys… like… poofed us here…
NICHOLE: “Poofed?”
NICHOLE: “One of the guys?” Your fri nds???
NICHOLE: Baby you g tta make more s nse than that.
TOKEN: No… like…
TOKEN: A good… demon.
TOKEN: Or I guess he said he wasn’t a demon… like…
TOKEN: I dunno.
TOKEN: He helped take us here and then left.
NICHOLE: Je us, and yo ju t trusted him?
TOKEN: Not really…
TOKEN: He was just really bent on helping us…
NICHOLE: Th t’s re ll w
TOKEN: Babe… you’re starting to cut out…
NICHOLE: I k ow, w re go g t rou th mou i s…
NICHOLE: W ’l e t ere s n.
NICHOLE: I ove y u.
TOKEN: I love you too…
TOKEN: See you soon.
TOKEN: [yawn]
TOKEN: Man…
TOKEN: How am I supposed to stay up this late…
TOKEN: Today’s been so wild…
KENNY: Hey, uh, Token?
TOKEN: Mn…?
KENNY: How’s Nichole and the others?
KENNY: Not to, like… eavesdrop or anything…
TOKEN: Mm, it sounds like they’re scared…
KENNY: Makes sense.
TOKEN: She said they’re about half an hour out still.
KENNY: Damn. Sure you won’t fall asleep before then?
TOKEN: Yeah I’m gonna try and stay awake.
TOKEN: Shouldn’t be too hard.
KENNY: I feel that.
TOKEN: What about you?
TOKEN: What has you so wide awake?
TOKEN: Just about everybody but Craig is asleep now.
KENNY: Yeahhh…
KENNY: I guess I just can’t sleep.
KENNY: Got stuff on my mind.
TOKEN: Yeah, don’t we all…
KENNY: Heheh, yeah.
KENNY: So, um.
KENNY: I was just wondering, since Craig wouldn’t dare let me– and considerin’ how he’s feeling, I don’t blame him–
KENNY: Could I borrow your phone?
TOKEN: My phone?
KENNY: Yeah.
KENNY: I’ve been feeling pretty bad about today.
KENNY: I kinda had a manicure appointment scheduled.
TOKEN: A– A manicure?
KENNY: Karen.
KENNY: You know how she paints my nails and such.
TOKEN: Oh, right.
KENNY: Yeah, I got her a new color and she was real excited to try it out.
KENNY: Promised her I’d help her test it.
KENNY: Also considering everything that went on back in town, I’m also just a lil worried in general.
TOKEN: That’s understandable.
KENNY: I sure hope it is!
KENNY: But um.
KENNY: Yeah, could I give her a quick call?
TOKEN: Of course, dude.
TOKEN: Take your time.
KENNY: God, thank you.
KENNY: Times like these I wish my phone wasn’t long busted, y’know?
TOKEN: I really don’t.
KENNY: Haha, yeah, you wouldn’t.
TOKEN: Do you think she’d even be up this late?
TOKEN: We have school tomorrow and all…
KENNY: Oh, probably.
KENNY: If my parents are awake this late– which they definitely are– she’d be awake too.
TOKEN: Alright, well…
TOKEN: Like I said, take your time.
KENNY: Thanks dude!
KAREN: I totally didn’t even expect that, like!
KAREN: That show is so good with being really realistic, but also keeping the suspense up that makes you all “oh my gosh, who did it…?”
KAREN: Not that either of those really have to be sacrificed for the other, just!!!
KAREN: I like the show a lot. I like watching it with you.
KAREN: Would you maybe wanna watch more tomorrow after sch–
KAREN: ?
TRICIA: Wow, who’s calling you this late at night?
KAREN: Oh…
KAREN: Maybe my parents…?
KAREN: I don’t know if I should ignore it or if they’d be more mad if I didn’t take it…
TRICIA: I’m surprised they even noticed you were gone.
KAREN: Yeah… I–
KAREN: I better just take it.
KAREN: Um… hello?
KENNY: Hey Karen!
KAREN: Oh!
KAREN: Kenny?
KENNY: In the flesh phone.
KAREN: How are you calling me?
KAREN: Isn’t your phone broken?
KENNY: Yeah, borrowing a friends.
KENNY: How are you?
KAREN: I’m okay– um.
KAREN: Are you okay?
KAREN: Where are you?
KAREN: You didn’t come home from your friends so I just thought you didn’t want to be home tonight, or…
KENNY: No, no trust me, I wanna be home more than anything.
KAREN: That’s the first time I think I’ve ever heard you say that.
KENNY: Haha.
KENNY: Well I just wanted to say I kinda got caught up in some weird sh– some weird stuff.
KENNY: I didn’t mean to skip out on nail painting.
KENNY: I’ll make it up to you tomorrow, I promise.
KAREN: Oh, well um…
KAREN: I kind of already painted my nails…
KENNY: Oh.
KENNY: Well… how do they look!
KAREN: Good! Tricia helped me.
KENNY: Tricia, huh?
KENNY: Did y’go and see her tonight?
KAREN: Maybe…
KENNY: Hey, beats home.
KAREN: Totally.
KENNY: Well, tell Tricia that Craig says he loves her and wishes he could be there to keep her safe.
KAREN: Oh… r… really?
KAREN: Tricia, Kenny said that… *Craig* said that… he loves you? And wishes he were… home to keep you safe?
KAREN: I don’t really know why he’d be saying that.
TRICIA: Um, ask him what he’s on and then tell him I hate him.
KAREN: I’m not gonna say that!!!
TRICIA: He’s literally across the hallway from me, why is he being weird.
TRICIA: Why is your brother telling us this.
KAREN: Oh… yeah, um–
KAREN: Kenny, Craig is already home in his room.
KAREN: Did he tell you this earlier?
KAREN: Is everything okay?
KENNY: No, no, Craig’s here with me and the guys.
KAREN: Tricia, my brother says Craig is hanging out with Kenny.
TRICIA: Um, no?
TRICIA: I just heard his door close like two minutes ago.
KAREN: Kenny, Tricia’s pretty sure Craig is home.
KENNY: He super isn’t.
KENNY: Craig, say hi.
CRAIG: Don’t tell Tricia I love her tell her what the fuck is wrong with you.
KENNY: See?
KENNY: Wait–
KENNY: Karen, is there someone else in the house with you guys?
KAREN: Um, just her parents… but they went to sleep a few hours ago.
KENNY: Karen…
KENNY: Whoever’s messing around in Craig’s room is not Craig.
KENNY: We’re nearly fourty miles out of town at Stan’s farm.
KAREN: Huh…?
KENNY: …
KENNY: Lock the door and turn off the light.
KAREN: Tricia, Kenny says we need to lock the door because…
KAREN: Um.
KAREN: There might be someone in the house… with us…
TRICIA: That’s bullshit.
KAREN: But–
TRICIA: This is a prank.
KAREN: Kenny wouldn’t play a trick on me…
TRICIA: Yeah, and Craig’s too boring, but his friends aren’t.
TRICIA: They’re probably all in on this.
KAREN: But… maybe we should still listen?
TRICIA: No, that’s what they want us to do.
KAREN: I don’t–
TRICIA: Trust me, it’ll be fine.
TRICIA: They’re just trying to scare us.
TRICIA: We can’t let them get to us.
KAREN: T-Trish–
KAREN: Wh-what if it is someone else in the house?
KAREN: What do– what do we do???
KAREN: I’m scared…!
TRICIA: Karen, if it really is someone bad, I’ll protect you.
TRICIA: I wouldn’t let anything happen to you.
KAREN: …
TRICIA: (Just stay quiet…)
TRICIA: (They’re probably expecting to hear us…)
TRICIA: (Turn your phone down, I can hear your brother yelling on the other side.)
KAREN: (U-um… okay…)
TRICIA: …
TRICIA: See?
TRICIA: I knew it.
TRICIA: They’re just trying to fucking scare us.
KAREN: Is that Craig?
TRICIA: Too short to be Craig, probably their idiot friend Clyde or something.
TRICIA: HEY!
TRICIA: You’re not tricking us.
TRICIA: Stop shitting on our night you freaks, get a life!
KAREN: T-Tricia, your parents are sleeping–
TRICIA: They’re heavy sleepers, trust me–
TRICIA: Are you listening to me? Get the fuck out of here and don’t try and scare Karen again.
TRICIA: I’ll kick ALL your asses if you d…
TRICIA: If you don’t… g…
KAREN & TRICIA: a…
GREGORY & ESTELLA:
TRICIA: Okay maybe your brother was right.
KAREN: T-T-Tricia I think th- I think we should close th–
KAREN: We sh-should close the door, I, um. Um.
TRICIA: Yeah.
TRICIA: Yeah.
TRICIA: Okay.
TRICIA: Tell your brother sorry and hang up.
TRICIA: We’ll lock the door.
KAREN: K-Kenny um.
KAREN: Yeah there’s someone else here.
KAREN: Sorry.
KAREN: I love you.
KAREN: Talk to you soon.
KENNY: Wait– K–
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i know in my heart they’re never going to address stan’s gender or sexuality again but i like the concept of him being confused and trying to figure things out
bonus if wendy helps him out <3
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what if we kissed 😳😳😳😳in a bathroom😏😏😏😏😏 while youre dyeing my hair pink🤪🤪🤪🤪
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