fuuuck dude i accidentally left my microfiber cloth hanging out of my back pocket and now a bunch of best buy employees are trying to cruise me

WHITE GUY WHO AGREES WITH THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ON EVERYTHING: dude I gotta watch out lol the feds are gonna get me because of my schizo based memes posting lol the feds are trying to get me not today cia lol

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

He better hold up his end of the deal

I'm loving Dungeon Meshi's mix of quasi-probable magical biological realism and "It's magic fuck you."

Red dragons swallow their prey whole and use the undigestible remains as fuel for their fire breath, which is lit by creating a spark with their tongue. Living armors are colonies of mollusks who expand and contract to mimic muscle movement. Actually "man-eating" plants is a misnomer, they catch small animals with a filament that retracts when touched and they use their decomposing prey as compost.

These mushrooms can turn you into a gnome. It's magic fuck you.

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