@wheres-timmy

9 times out of 10 if there is a super cool fag you're following on tumblr that you wish would reach out to you, they're probably waiting for the same thing

tumblr is nothing but a plexiglass prison full of socially-anxious bottoms

just in-case anybody else needed to see this beautiful moment in modern history

Gun-inspired names for your baby boy! 🤗

- Gunjamin

- Glocktholomew

- Pistol Greg

- Riflemeister Jr.

some energy right there

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Oh look at the time it’s male positivity hour. Reasons I love boys:

Warm

They absentmindedly mess with their hair a lot and it’s cute

They have nice smiles

Warm

They look good in jeans

Clean shaven boys handsome

Boys with facial hair handsome

Warm

You give them one compliment and they get all bashful

Very good hugs, especially if they’re wearing a jacket or hoodie

Cute laughs

Sometimes awkward and it’s always cute

Warrmb

Can be really silly when they want to be

Super strong like omg

Never met a boy who was not insanely extra about how much they love their pet

Lowkey love their friends to death and they aren’t actually that lowkey at all

Holding their hands feels really nice

Could wear anything and would look good

Boys with hat hair after taking off a cap/helmet/beanie/hood? *chef’s kiss*

Boys’ voices sound wonderful no matter how low or high they are

Waaaarrrrmmmm fr pls hug me

Skyrim's late-game power-fantasy-creep is so funny even by fantasy standards. Like, it's hilarious how it feels like it completely steamrolls everything else. By the end of the game you're:

the Chosen One

dragonslayer

Archmage of the only magic college in the kingdom

leader of a group of werewolf paladins (or alternatively a literal Vampire Lord)

vampire slayer

minor nobility of literally every county in the kingdom (and one not in the kingdom)

high ranking soldier of a faction of the civil war

personal conduit and champion for like a dozen various deities and gods

leader of an ancient and forgotten dragon-slaying warband

master of the thieves guild

leader of a group of serial killers

protector of the entire kingdom

member of a bard's college

Like imagine a person existing that had all these titles and also the actual lived experience to back it up.

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

There's a question which the west coast Fallout games are quietly litigating, which is that age-old gotcha about what you do with the remaining orcs once you've deposed Sauron. In the original Fallout, the Super Mutants are basically universally aligned against the quote-unquote "good guys," for whatever value of that term is applicable to the wasteland at large, but subsequent games make it clear that this was an ideological thing, and a product of the political moment of the mutants creation rather than an ontological quality that they have. The game is very aware that this is something that was done to them, and the tragedy of that; the first mutant you're likely to run into is dying scared and alone.

Fallout 2 presents super mutants who've broken in every direction ideologically in the aftermath of the Unity's collapse; the peacemakers under Marcus at Broken Hills, Gond as a member of the abolitionist NCR rangers, reactionary remnants of the original mutant army, genocidal self-hating fascists like Frank Horrigan. Fallout: New Vegas iterates on this beautifully. The mutants dovetail perfectly with the theme of how every faction in the wasteland is trying and oftentimes failing to reckon with the weight of history. Their utopian movement imploded outside of living memory, closer to the apocalypse than to the present day. The survivors- who can only dwindle in number due to their sterility- have been left to reckon with that in whatever way they can. And they have their backs to about a hundred and twenty years of that reckoning not going particularly well, of being the bugbear and boogeymen for bullies and ideologues whose grandparents weren't even alive to suffer from the Unity's actions. The lack of a collective future for mutantkind casts a pall over even the best ending for Jacobstown; humans are collectively resilient within this setting, but through violence, and accidents, dementia and senility, the day will inevitably come when there are no mutants left. And worse still will be the day before that, when there's only one mutant left. Finding some form of satisfaction or contentment within that dwindling window, with the world against you, is a task that falls to the individual mutant. (Take Mean Sonovabitch, for example. He seems to be doing alright for himself.)

Then we slide on over to the east coast games, where the mutants are.... morons. Cannibals. Marauders. And when you meet one who isn't, the game throws itself a ticker-tape parade for containing such an audacious twist. To go back to the orc thing, it's like if The Hobbit had contained a lengthy, empathetic subplot about the rich internality and fleshed-out-if-deeply-flawed ideology of the orcs, and then there was a pivot to treating them like a monolithic block of ontologically evil marauders in LOTR. While staring you straight in the eye the whole time, unblinking. Daring you to say something

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

you. you get it

Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

Boone: Damn, looks like a lot of Legion up ahead. I'm going to call for backup.

Boone:

Boone: Six, where's the radio?

Conspicuously-NCR-Emergency-Radio-shaped Courier Six: Urmph! No idea! If you want to find that delicious radio of ours, go look elsewhere!

Milí obrozenci,

dnes jdu k vám s netradiční prosbou o shrnutí vašich oblíbených obrozených termínů. Probíráme na češtině právě slovní zásobu a přišlo mi hezký se o tadytýhle nýš komunitě paní profesorce zmínit a dát jí pár příkladů. Tak jestli máte něco co by se v takovémhle prostředí dalo sdílet tak mi prosím řekněte.

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