a collaboration with nature - andy goldsworthy (1990)

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

Catominor, Mpreg and Mbortion in the late Omegaverse Roman republic. (Tumblr: Tumblr University Press, 2024).

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

do i even need to say it?

This man hasn’t been tortured enough… add him to Fortnite

ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

AYO EDEBIRI on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

my wife screaming in anguish as i respond to her threatening to kill me with a rock by saying "the rockful killer"