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Queen Cheryl x that vegan teacher x king quran

Green-Cheryl red-Quran orange-thatveganteacher blue-Ruth pink-Gretchen

It all started when Cheryl met Quran when he was 15 and she was pass middle aged,however that’s not important 🤪.

They eventually started dating when Quran was 23 and got married only 5 months later #relationshipgoals .their relationship was perfect and they even started looking into adopting a baby and naming them Dustin for a boy and Ashley for a girl🥺🥺🥺.how sweet is that.

But anyway let’s move on from Quran and start talking about Cheryl, this is where the story begins:

Cherry🍒 was walking down the street after hanging out with her friends Gretchen,Ruth,and mother Theresa,sorry, just Theresa at the mall. “Alright girlfriends it was nice hanging out with you.” “Same to you girl,this reminds me of that time in 1345 where we all went to town square and started break dancing.” “Haha right? Though we probably shouldn’t have been doing that at our age of 112” “hahahaha right.” *Cheryl starts walking away but then she suddenly bumps into someone* “oh my Egyptian goddess Iris,I’m so sorry, that was totally my fault” “No no it’s okay and thank you for apologizing, I really like kind people.”

“Oh um I’m Cherry, sorry I mean Cheryl, I’m so quirky 🥺😋🤞🤪” “kadie, but you can just call me Vegan because that’s what I am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “well alright Vegan,it’s so nice to meet you,let me give you my name in the phonebook” “no need to do that, I have a iPhone 3 and you can just give me your number.” “Do you mean a brick phone? Never mind that my number is _________________”

A week after that event they decide to hang out at Cheryl’s home in Thebes, Ancient Greece. That is where veggie🥕 met Quran.

Hanging out with Cheryl and Quran:

“You know Cheryl and Quran I find your relationship very interesting.” “Thank you vegan 🌱,you know ever since I met her I knew she was the one,not the other women like my exes” “you don’t have any exes though.” *silence that lasts 245 months* “anyway I want to confess my feelings for the both of you.” “Ever since I saw you at that coliseum in 235 B.C in Rome,I’ve loved you Cheryl.And Quran,ever since I saw you a week ago I’ve grown to love you too 😋😋😋😋😋”

“Oh my gosh, Kadie vegetarian elderly vegan,I’ve fell in love with you too,and I still love my beautiful wife that looks like Angelina Jolie” “me too……wait so should we all?” “Yes,let’s all date for 3 days then get married”

And so they did,then they adopted 3 children named Ashton,cremationa,and urnie

The end🥳🥳🥳🍒🍅🤴

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