Friends For Life

John had never had the best relationship with his dad ever and they never really talked to each other. His dad was always out with his friends drinking at the bar. John’s dad was never fit always had a big beer belly sticking out and never seemed interested in losing any of the weight. John on the other hand was only 18 and about to move away from home yet tell his dad. While John’s dad Carter was never the fittest of people John was really fit and always tried to look good.

He lived alone with his dad even tho they barely ever talked to each other. But John was ready to tell his dad that he would be moving away to live with a friend in the next week. He told his dad and Carter was furious saying that he will never leave this house and wishing he had never had a son in the first place. And that made it final John knew it was time to move out and there was nothing his dad could do to stop it he told his dad he would be leaving in the morning. The next morning arrives and John is just finishing packing up all of his stuff when he noticed a present with his name and a note saying I’m sorry. John goes over and opens the present he reads and note with his dad saying maybe we can just be friends. John crippled up the note and throws it away. He opens the present to reveal one glass of beer which is weird because he is not old enough to drink. But another note by the beer says I know you’re not old enough yet but maybe just this one time you can try it truly sorry dad. John confused picks up the beer and says whatever opening it and taking a sip. Woah that stuff is delicious no wonder my dad is always drinking it all the time! He takes another sip, ok I gotta stop and dumps the rest of the beer in the trash and continues packing. While packing he looks in the mirror and to his surprise he see his hair starting to turn grey. John confused because he is only 18 and still very young shrugs it off saying it probably just from stress. He hears his dad pull into the drive way and John sighs this work has made me hungry but what weird John almost never has snacks. John’s dad walks in

son your making great progress, John thinking this is weird his dad almost never compliments him. His dad says it’s getting late and you still have a lot to go why not stay one more night before you go. John already exhausted says sure why not. While John is in the bathroom he takes a closer look at himself thinking something is off my hair is not just turning grey I’m also balding! While John’s in there he lets out a huge FART!! Woah his dad says you never fart John you ok? He says he is fine and says he just needs to get some rest. John gets into bed and goes to sleep. When John wakes up in the morning something feels off it feels like something is pressing down on his stomach causing him from getting up. Finally he finds the power to sit up he gets out of bed and lets out a huge BURP. While waking to the bathroom he feels heavy and doesn't know why he steps into the bathroom takes a good look into the mirror and lets out a huge scream!!

What happened to me I look huge I’m bald where is my six pack and my nice head of hair?! John runs out of the bathroom and sees his dad standing in the hallway smiling. Well well looks like you have been drinking to much John and staying out to late at the bar. John confused looks at his bad hands and sees him holding two cold beers in his hand says John bud to celebrate you moving in here is a little present. John realizes wait this is his old best friend Carter who he just moved in with. John said yes getting into Carters big truck on there way to the bar to enjoy some beers together.

First Beer

Mike was just turning 21 in a few days and couldn’t wait to have his first glass of cold beer. Mike and his friend Brent were just doing their daily workout at the gym together. Mike and Brent have always been really close ever since they were young but Brent was a little bit older already being 21 but has yet to have his first beer.

Finally it’s Mike’s birthday and after 21 years of waiting he can have his first beer. First he meets up with his family for breakfast congratulating him on turning 21. After that Mike meets up with Brent at his house and right when he walks into his house sees a nice 6 pack of beer on the counter. Brent says he can’t wait to try it he had to wait an almost a whole extra year for Mike to turn 21. He opens the six pack of beef and sit down on the couch and turn of football.

Their favorite team has the lead and the two boys cant keep their eyes off the screen. Mike takes his first sip and it tastes great the cold stinking flavor on his tongue. Man where have these been all my life these are great says Brent. Mike couldn’t agree with him more. Brent pass me another one Mike says Brent goes to grab another beer for Mike but while grabbing it he feels something on his face he goes up to touch it and feels a little stubble. Well that can’t be right I just shaved this morning how has it already grown back? Mikes agrees it’s weird and then Mike notices he has a little bit of stubble too! Brent can’t hold it in any longer a huge

BURP

comes right out of Brent’s mouth. Brent excuses himself to the bathroom while he is there he can’t stop farting and burping it’s like he can’t control himself. His stomach starts to hurt and he puts his hand on his six pack but instead of a six pack he is met with a big ballon gut. He runs out of the bathroom and sees Mike in the kitchen confused because his gut is inflating too! There’s guts keep expanding to be huge and moobs start to form on the chest. Brent runs back to the bathroom and lets out another huge

BURP

Brents shirt rips into pieces on the ground he looks up at the mirror and to his surprise he is met with a 50 year old guy staring back at him and a huge gut. Brent walk into the kitchen where he sees his friend Mike who is turning 51 today. Brent in a lot deeper voice says happy 51st birthday Mike here is a six pack of beer your favorite to celebrate. Mike thanking Brent for the gift says let’s go watch the football game shall we? Brent agrees and the two 50 year old men go to sit on the coach and drink beer.