Pour one out for a real one.

Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White

You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

this is maybe the funniest opening to a porn I've ever seen in my life

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

Sometimes I think 'Maybe my ex wasn't that bad, maybe I'm making shit up' I remember that he was a self described former 4channer and truscum femcel who taught me the concept of tgirls being 'male socialized' and constantly made me terrified to go out and exist as a transwoman and I wanna start hitting things with a bat

I was gonna make a horny positivity post but I'm kinda sick of tgirls having to use sex to get any respect so uh, idk, love fat tgirls. Their dimples and their cellulite and their soft tummies and arms and thighs and their tits whether big or small and their asses even if they're flat. Idk. That's your sister. That's a person. Buy em dinner, invite them to a movie, tell em you thought about them at the store.

sample size of friends too small. what’s the best cookie (rbs appreciated)

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

Making out with your pretty pussy before I kiss the fuck out of you

So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

Hey reminder for everyone, matt gets off sabbatical next month and we all need to collectively bombard him with our outrage for how shittily he runs this place. I feel like we forgot about predstrogen way too quickly and I just hope everyone remembers to make matt regret ever hearing about tumblr.

today I met an autistic transmasc dude who had a special interest in evil mad scientists, and he had NEVER seen reanimator. he hadn't even heard of it. couldn't believe my ears. like brother this film was made specifically for you i think

Rly rly need a girl wetting herself in my lap and getting all shaky and blushy and apologetic while I pet her head and whisper in her ear that shh, it's ok, mommy loves you while I feel the warmth spread across my thighs 😵‍💫🥰

"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.