People are Sheep

Start a Rumor that Bruno Mars is Sporting a Uni Brow, Then All the Kids in the World Will Look like Bert From Sesame Street!

revenge is a dish  best served cold

For Those People You Can’t Stand

The Center of Time. 

The mailbox was tired of his shit

Ice  Fishing :) 

Bottle Rocket Under Ice

Tumblr vs Facebook

Facebook is like going to Walmart, you can easily get lost and forget why you went there to begin with.    

tumblr is like 711,  no popup ads, or hype and hoopla. and rather small.

 I like small and uncomplicated.  

No Brainer Advice. 

Legal Charges [ just for fun.]

From the Law Offices of Kepler, Copernicus & Galileo. (Ready for For Shameless Distribution!)                       Legal Charges For the parties Known as…..                       SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

The Huntsman Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor Conspiracy to Commit Murder Attempted Murder Concealing a Deadly Weapon Hunting without a Permit

The Wicked Queen Conspiracy to Commit Murder Child abuse (Snow white Overworked) Maritime Violation: the Boat was not registered Maritime Violation: No Flotation Device Maritime Violation: Unsafe Conduct, Standing up in the Boat Fraud: Impersonating an Elderly Woman. Attempted Murder: 8 Counts Assault with Intent to Kill Possession of a controlled Substance Murder (Skeleton on the staircase)

Snow White Disturbing the wild life (She was picking the Flowers.) Curfew Violation (She was Out After Dark.) Unlawful Entry Working Without Notification of locoparentes   Sexual assault 8 Counts

 The Seven Dwarfs Safety Violation: No Safety Rail on Bridge Safety Violation: No Safety Rail on Staircase Health Code Violation: Inadequate Plumbing Health Code Violation: No Known Indoor Toilet Health Code Violation: Excessive unwashed Dished Health code Violation: House in Squalor Water Supply Uncertified Safety Violation: Inadequate Safety Equipment in the mine Abuse of wildlife (riding the animals) Involuntary manslaughter Possession of a deadly weapon Assault of Mentally Disabled Person (Happy Hit Dopey) Statutory rape (one count Each)  She Kisses Them

Handsome Prince Necrophilia (Kissing a Dead Body.)

Moms Five spice powder

5 TBL Flour 4 1/2 tsp Chilie Powder 5 tsp Season Salt 2 1/2 tsp sugar, Cuminas, Garlic Powder, & Crushed Red Pepper. Store in an air tight Container.

There singing “I like beer.”   by Tom T. Hall 

A Collection of Beer Cans That Look Like They Are Putting On a Smashing Choir Performance

Martian Serenade

        The Universe  Oscillates to the Rhythm of two Beloved Hearts beating as one, Giving life to pulsars and quasars by the billions with lots to spare. this inspires the celestial choir to Sing the song of life whose melody echoes to the farthest corners of  the solarian  Sea  for all of Immortalized Eternity