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MANDY
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Jason, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'
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Jason: "You go to therapy?"
Dick, frowning: "Hello Jason, how was your day?"
Jason: "Deflection something they're teaching you?"
Dick, groaning: "Yes, fine I go to therapy, you could try it."
Jason: "Who the fuck changes therapists every two weeks?"
Dick, rolling his eyes: "Well gee, someone with a lot of problems and a lot of secrets. Will that be all today officer, or should I get a lawyer? Jay?" *room is empty, window open* "Good talk."
Later that evening...
Dick, breaking into a corrupt, psychotic therapist's office and gathering evidence, dumping his own aliases notes, and records.
*light creak and shuffling*
Dick, already standing up with a weapon in hand: "Jesus fucking Christ Jason!"
Jason: "I knew the therapy thing was bullshit."
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💣 No one knows where Damian’s nose came from. He has his father’s jaw. He has his mother’s cheekbones. His father’s eyes. His mother’s lips. But his nose.
It’s not aquiline or Roman. It doesn’t look the least bit distinguished. In fact, the tip of his nose curves up, in a bit of a snub.
No one knows where it came from, and although it does look slightly familiar, they gave up wondering when pressing matters took precedence.
Until one day Alfred was spring cleaning and set aside some pictures that really ought to go in frames. It was then that the prior familiarity was recognized.
Tilted nose, curved up at the tip, bit of a snub.
Damian has Martha’s nose.
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Superman: Does Batman talk a lot at home? He doesn’t say all that much here.
Nightwing: Yeah, it’s cuz he’s an Impulsive Parental Figure. If he talks too much he’ll start using his Dad Voice and then his entire Batman image would be ruined.
Superman: His… Dad Voice?
Red Hood: It’s not that different from his I Am Vengeance Voice, but there’s more of a tone of resigned WTF Did I Do To Deserve These Kids, or the Loving What Did I Do To Deserve These Kids. Or irritation, depending on what we broke this week.
Nightwing: Sometimes it’s an antique worth thousands of dollars. Other times, it’s the final thread of his remaining sanity. It differs week to week?
Red Robin: Remember that one week we accidentally broke the antique lamp he hated when we were trying out new Batarangs? I think we hit the trifecta that night.
Nightwing: I’m still confused as to why that was down in the cave.
Superman: I’m just confused.
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Clark/Oliver/Barry: *asking Bruce for parenting tips*
Bruce walking along the strangely quiet Manor: "Take it from me, what matters is that you're trying. It'll work out."
At the uncertain grumbling from the other person, Bruce adds: "And besides they're smart kids--"
A sudden flash of yellow suddenly lights up the Manor and Bruce squints out the window, seeing his kids outside, surrounded by discarded bottles of flammable stuff, cheering as they light swords on fire with oven mitts on.
Clark/Barry/Oliver: "I know, I know, it's just--"
Bruce, while running out of the Manor: "I have to call you back--"
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Sun & her dog
Do you miss your family?
No, I miss my dog.
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Been thinking about this one for a while.
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Things said while the batkids were learning to drive
"I think passengers should get their own horns"
"It's not vehicular homicide if it's not on the road"
"I think the steering wheel should include a cupholder so I can drink my coffee without taking my hands off"
"Can we download games on the touchscreen?"
"PRINDL"
"Lemme scroll down the windows"
"I thought the service lane was for disabled drivers"
*turns off the headlights at night* "Surprise attack"
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peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:
damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.
jason: what?
damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)
jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??
damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.
jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.
damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.
bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny
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jon with dany: this is my girlfriend and her three giant thousand pound dragons 🐉😁
dany with jon: this is my boyfriend and his giant two hundred pound direwolf 🐺🥰
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Now that it's done
There's not one thing that I would change
My life was a storm, since I was born
How could I fear any hurricane?
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What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms… Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love.
AND NOW MY WATCH BEGINS
Chapter 9: The Fire That Burns Against The Cold
And, as always, lots of love to @st-clements-steps and @arielchelby for the wonderful beta work 💙
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