David Hampton planted douglas fir and larch trees in a forest in Oregon to resemble a face. Every autumn the larch pines turn orange and the smiley face stands out.
Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES
Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience