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Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.
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im not crying u are
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do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is
a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed (in the other). danny is literally schrodinger’s boy — both dead and alive. he’s a living corpse possessed by his own ghost.
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Morrigan, Witch of the Wilds.
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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The tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning. By receiving weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow’s sky in your living room.
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This is Gandalf. She was so cute, I took a photo. Then I noticed she was actually watching my burning charger…
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when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u
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What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?
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I can't stop laughing at my webcam folder
Sometimes there are pretty selfies like
BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS
If I don’t stop
I’m going to die
alone
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