when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.
also, would anyone be interested if i made some stickers... idk i just had the urge to make stickers all of a sudden, and i have some keychain ideas too
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