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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.
i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.
this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.
but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.
and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”
and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.
Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.
#A) this is absolutely incredible I love it#B) if I ever say me and a character “go way back” this is the sort of shit that I mean
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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CILLIAN MURPHY
— Ph. by Gregory Harris for British GQ (Feb 13, 2024)
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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.
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I gotta say, the Lord of the Rings movies add a lot of humor that wasn’t in the books. Some of it is welcome, some is less so. But I was surprised upon rereading the books to find that the movies left out by far the funniest scene, and that it features neither Pippin nor Gimli, who get the Comedic Relief treatment in the films.
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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Seeing all the posts about the most recent dungeon meshi ep (someone ripping feathers off their tits??? Idk) is reminding me of when I wasn't caught up with homestuck yet but there was a new update all over my dash like okay I have no idea what y'all are talking about but I guess I'll store these details for later when I have context
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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd
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i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired
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