waterchemicals
GOBLIN MODE
jasper ○ 28 ○ ftm ○ UK ○ im an unemployed bum with zero prospects in life but at least I have good taste
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles
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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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"Your honor, my client was simply exercising their right to free speech! None of their posts were statements of intent."
"So when they said 'We should beat everyone in the CIA to death with hammers, I'm not joking, for real'?"
"Youthful irony, your honor."
"And this post saying... 'I need a surveillance state freak to... suck me off... panopticon style?'"
"I don't think we-- what? Really? Um, actually your honor, my client stands by that one."
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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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