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Ava and Bea at AirBnB
Ava (lying in bed) : This is so nice! Are you having fun, Bea?
Bea (also in bed): not really…
Ava (looking down from the top bunk): Why?!
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Lilith: Ava, no
Ava: Ava yes
Mother Superion: Ava, no
Ava: Ava yes
Mary: Ava, hell no!
Ava: Ava hell yes!
Beatrice: Ava, no
Ava: Ava no
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Ava, teaching the new recruits: Okay, what's the first rule?
Recruits: Don't wake up you before 12, if you want to live.
Ava: Second rule?
Recruits: If Beatrice tells you no, go to Camila.
Mother Superion, shouting from a distance: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM!?!?!
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Mary: I named this gun 'The Police' and this one 'The Justice System'
Ava: Why?
Mary: So I can let 'The Police' take care of criminals and leave their fate up to 'The Justice System. Like Bea said.
Beatrice: That's not what I meant.
Mary: But it's what you said.
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Beatrice: If the door was locked, how did you get in?
Mary: I kicked the door in.
Beatrice: Your shoe seems to have the ballistics capacity of a 12 gauge shotgun.
Mary: Weird, isn't it?
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Beatrice : Okay Ava you're on speaker, behave.
Ava: Or what? You'll spank me?
Mother Superion and the girls:...
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Ava: Bea, Lilith won't come out of her room.
Beatrice: Just tell her I said something
Ava: Like what?
Beatrice: Anything factually incorrect
Lilith, a few minutes later: You told Ava the sun is a fucking planet-
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Yasmine: Favorite horror movie?
Mary: It
Lilith: Saw
Michael: Annabelle
Ava: High School Musical. After watching it I spent years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
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Lilith, hoarsely: Fuck, I'm losing my voice.
Ava: Haha, guess that means you can't yell at us anymore.
…
Ava: Turns out, Lilith is scarier when she’s quiet.
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Camila: This is Beatrice, She was my first friend when I arrived. She’s my role model.
New Recruit: She looks so cool. How about that one???
Camila: That's Yasmine, I forgot where I found her but she won't stop following me....
Yasmine: I-
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Ava: Are you okay?
Beatrice: Yeah i'm fine
Ava: What does 'fine' mean?
Beatrice: It means i'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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Ava: Scared, Yasmine?
Yasmine: A little.
Ava: That's all right. I felt the same way before my first interrogation.
Yasmine: What happened?
Ava: Well, uh, Bea also got possessed and I exposed the halo.
Yasmine:
Yasmine:
Yasmine:
Yasmine:
Yasmine: GREAT THIS SOUNDS SAFE.
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Ava: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Beatrice: Wasn't Michael with you?
Michael:
Michael: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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*Ava and JC are lying on the couch*
Ava: I need to get my phone but I can't get up... Motivate me.
JC: You'll never accomplish anything in your life, you are weak.
Ava, sinks into couch: Yup.
JC: No wait that's not what I meant-
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Camila: Mother Superion is so focused on her paperwork, I could say anything and she would agree.
Ava: Prove it.
Camila: Hello, Mother, I met this grasshopper and we're really in love. I need $1,000 to marry this grasshopper. Is that cool?
Mother Superion: Yeah Camila, whatever’s best.
Ava: Let me try.
Ava: Hey, Mother Supe-
Mother Superion: No, Ava.
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Ava: *is sick*
Beatrice: *Dumps a stack of paper in front of her*
Ava: Homework.
Beatrice: It's my way of saying "get well soon".
Ava: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Beatrice: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Ava: Chocolate means nothing to me.
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Ava to Lilith: FIGHT ME!
Lilith: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!
Ava: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Lilith: You can't even reach my neck.
Ava: Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!!
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