spotify wrapped is like a holiday for the mentally ill faggots

"your new girl is my clone" would've caused deaths in 2014 what the FUCK

so bold of taylor to start ootw with "looking at it now it all seems so simple" and then spend the rest of the album explaining that it was in fact not simple at all

guys wtf did taylor put in 1989 tv?? im addicted?? and especially the vault tracks. can we talk about slut! for a minute???? like fuck yeah im lovelorn. LIKE FUCK YEAH CLINK CLINK BITCH. and mother called tf out of harry. 'you grew your hair long'. 'if she's got blue eyes i will surmise that you'll probably date her'. LIKE HELL YES DROP THE TEAAAA.

When a new photoshoot drops and you're scrolling the dash completely unable to recognize your mutuals

got lovestruck went straight to my head got lovesick all over my bed

This took me out 😂

my most useless toxic trait is that when listening to music, I'll put certain songs to play in a queue and then right when the first song ends, I'll personally go on to choose a particular song, completely ignoring the queue.

i said it at the time and i'll say it again. the friendship bracelet thing would absolutely 100000% work on me sorry

I’ve got 99 problems and Sirius Black going from an abusive home to having his best friends murdered to spending 12 years falsely imprisoned to never having his name cleared before his untimely death is all of them

silent girl september… sleepy girl september… solitary girl september…

Shy girls so cute bro you compliment them and they don't know what to do with themselves like bring those cute lil red cheeks over here

Not gonna lie the way some of y'all put words on a page is....whoagh. there really is magic in this world.

It is an actual crime that sitting in the sun and daydreaming is not a viable career choice

I literally ache for handwritten love letters every single night then wonder why I chronically feel like I don’t belong to this time period