Common male phrases
“Chill”
“You’re talking about boys because men…”
“Without me?”
“Huh?”
“And then what though?”
“That’s why you’re going to be alone forever.”
“Men don’t like it when…”
“Literally I’ve never seen that happen before so it’s not true.”
“It’s not this deep.”
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hangin’ out w/ your bae 💖
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Yeah. He gon follow her. Clearly she knows what she’s doing in life. Look at that twist out. So on point. She has her life together. I bet she has good credit and her car is never dirty.
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everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–
me:
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