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wanderer-in-specs · 1 hour
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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wanderer-in-specs · 1 hour
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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wanderer-in-specs · 14 hours
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best mercer gif to date
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wanderer-in-specs · 14 hours
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wanderer-in-specs · 14 hours
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
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wanderer-in-specs · 14 hours
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March on Washington for LGBT Equal Rights and Liberation in Washington DC (April 1993) by Elvert Barnes Photography
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wanderer-in-specs · 14 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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wanderer-in-specs · 15 hours
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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave
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wanderer-in-specs · 15 hours
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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wanderer-in-specs · 16 hours
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Him: aww babe look at you, getting romantic with all of these candles
Me: First of all I'm about to sacrifice you
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wanderer-in-specs · 16 hours
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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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wanderer-in-specs · 17 hours
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wanderer-in-specs · 17 hours
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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm
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that’s the stuff………………
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wanderer-in-specs · 17 hours
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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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wanderer-in-specs · 2 days
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wanderer-in-specs · 2 days
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couldnt remember rikas name
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