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It is I!, Your Walumancers Hit-man!
Ah, this day is not so sad after all! Welcome, friend. You have finally found our base of operations.
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Tis a sad day indeed.
Alas, an ally I had once seen as a true follower of our true Lord and Savior has revealed herself as a Filthy Weegee. Despite our somewhat friendly relations in the past, she has unfortunately blocked me. And what was my crime? What was my unholy transgression? I made a joke about triggers. Here is her full reasoning for blocking me: "I love it when assholes who follow me intentionally out themselves as actual assholes - usually in some lame ass attempt at “edgy” humor that wasn’t even funny to begin with. Congrats, you’re blocked." Of course, my joke could be seen as "offensive" to certain Weegees. But if she blocks me for something as minor and inconsequential as a mere joke, she is the asshole, not me. At least it makes her more of one. But, I will be the bigger man. I am not angry, not in the slightest. If she wishes to block me, she may. That is her choice, her right, and I support it wholeheartedly. However, I am severely disappointed. As previously stated, we have been somewhat friendly with one another in the past. As a lover of the Almighty Wah, Our Lord and Savior, she drew his likeness (very well I might add) several times. But anyone who acts like this is not a true follower of the Wah. However, if anyone has the idea, I must stress, do not, I repeat, NOT go after her for this. I realize that my following is much smaller than hers, but still. She does not need people insulting her. Though I do not know her personally, I really believe she is a good person. I am not sorry, @bloodywaluigiart (I cannot tag her main blog for obvious reasons), I stand by my quip, and by extension my political beliefs. I will continue to view your art, which I do so enjoy. I will continue to hope that your life improves from its current situation (a dim one, from what you post). I also hope that you will unblock me at some point, but I will not hold my breath. Have a nice life. Sincerely, One Proud Asshole.
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Waluigi knows this. Jon Arbuckle is an evil, evil man. Only someone truly evil could hate Waluigi, because Waluigi is the purest of souls.
(taken from here)
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Looking at your colored full-body necromancer Wah, I realized something. Waluigi + Necromancer = Walumancer You have unintentionally drawn me. You are a fantastic human being that deserves only good things in life.
Hahaha! I guess you’re right! xD
Thank you! :)
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Vice President Joe Biden joins Gloria Steinem to talk about why sexual assault is still an issue we face in America.
WOMAN 10p Tuesdays on VICELAND
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Waluigi approves. This glorious pose shall become a poster, slapped onto every cork board in the country. Waluigi knows he will find a way to do this, because Waluigi always finds a way.
Mr. Blast wishes to appease the almighty Wah with this piece of artwork he created in Source Filmmaker. Mr. Blast was, at first, enraged that the almighty Wah was not included among the available models and such in this “SFM”, and was about to assimilate the program when he discovered a holy grail of sorts: The Steam Workshop.
Mr. Blast furiously searched, and finally came across a model of Wah’s incarnation in Super Smash Brothers: Brawl. He decided that he was tired of searching, and downloaded the model.
After working ‘til 12 o’clock midnight last night, Mr. Blast took a break, and resumed work this morning. He finally finished, and is eager to hear what Waluigi himself has to say abut his offering.
Reblog this is 5FM-P05T3R seconds to await Waluigi’s response alongside Mr. Blast. Otherwise, check your Wahfia privilege. Peace and goodwill, don’t be a pill.
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Waluigi wishes to tell people that ANYONE can pull off the color purple.
Mr. Blast is enraged at the thought of people not accepting the color purple. He wonders if his recent acceptance into the Wahfia has gone to his head. He brushes these thoughts off as mere remnants of his former life. He vows to track this “ifunny.co” down and assimilate them.
Repub this in M3M3_M4CI-I1N3 seconds to reject this propaganda. Otherwise, check your Wahfia privilege. Peace and goodwill, don’t be a pill.
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It is good to know that such a new recruit has proven to be so enthusiastic in his role. Waluigi advises his followers to keep an eye on Mr. Blast, for he may be the very role model for everyone wishing to join the Wahfia’s cause.
Wahspeed, Mr. Blast.
With a watchful eye and steady hand, Mr. Blast remains vigilant in his quest to seek out and incapacitate Rosanita. If worse comes to worse, he knows his aim may need to be lethal. But that’s all part of the job to Mr. Blast. Repub this in 346|_3 3Y3 seconds to help track Rosanita. Otherwise, check your Wahfia privilege. Peace and goodwill, don’t be a pill.
#waluigi#wahfia#Nonconformist#nonconformity#anarchy#Blast#blastbackcalhoon#assassi#sniper#governmentisoverrated
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Waluigi recently rediscovered a former friend of his, Rosalina, after many years. Unfortunately, he has discovered that she has become under the influence of the cancer plaguing society known as feminism.
Waluigi, after discovering that anyone rightfully hating the new Ghostbusters was branded a misogynistic sexist due purely to the fact that the cast is all female, as well as the way feminists treat innocent people, has decided to become an adamant opposer to modern feminism. Rosalina on the other hand has decided to buy into their propaganda and false information, and has decided to become an adamant activist in feminism. Her show on the Internet explains how women are treated wrongly in video games. According to her, women should NEVER be captured and/or saved, NEVER be sexual in any way, nor be proud of their sexiness, NEVER get pregnant, NEVER have any flaws, and should NEVER be considered an inferior to any male character, even in ways such as military rank, and demands that all these stipulations must be placed on every female character in any video game ever.
Waluigi is left speechless at the blatant stupidity that has befallen Rosalina, or, as she prefers to be called, Rosanita. Though Waluigi believes she has the right to believe these things, the fact that she demands that art be made a certain way is so very wrong. Waluigi believes that conforming to the standards of one crazy woman is the very reason conventional society is falling apart. The Mushroom Kingdom has even stooped so low as to give any game that has quote on quote “any sexist themes” a mature rating, even when it would be rated everyone otherwise.
Waluigi hangs his head and plants his face into his hand. Rosalina has been corrupted past the point of return. He never truly cared for her, but seeing what she became is a sad, sad thing to witness. Waluigi has decided to make it his mission to take Rosalina down. Her arguments are plagued with so many falsehoods, and yet the corrupt government STILL conforms to her demands.
Waluigi has declared that the Wahfia is now an anti-feminist organization. Anyone who dares believe that women are still considered less than men in today’s first world society shall be excommunicated, as that statement is utterly false.
Repub in I=3I\/I1I\I15I\/I 15 (4I\I(3R seconds to reject feminism’s falsehoods and propaganda. Otherwise, check your Waluigi privilege. Destroy and make them weak. Don’t be a sheep.
#feminism#anita sarkeesian#waluigi#rosalina#sjw#wahfia#anarchy#governmentisoverrated#disgusting#feminist frequency#social justice
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I have finally found the Wahfia's HQOC (headquarters of nonconformity). I am awestruck by the sheer amount of purple packed into one internet page. But at the same time, I'm disappointed. Disappointed that I had not found it sooner. Rejoice, brothers and sisters, for I have made it home.
Let us all take a moment in welcoming Mr. Blast to the Wahfia's main hub. May you be blessed with a thousand Wahs and may Waluigi himself give you his blessing.Wahcome home.
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In this world dominated by men
Female only spaces are a must. We need more of them. We need to protect women.
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If you go to a zoo or wear wool you are supporting the animal holocaust. #bloodbreaths
but i thought the whole thing about fish being different than other animals was that they’re so neurologically simple that they can’t even feel pain
also isn’t silk a bit of a stretch??? even if the silkworms die making silk they’re just bugs. do you not allow yourself to swat flies?
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Dear Feminists,
“I don’t know why people are so reluctant to say they’re feminists. Maybe some women just don’t care. But how could it be any more obvious that we still live in a patriarchal world when feminism is a bad word.”
― Ellen Page
Or maybe because….
Fun fact: the feminist who said this to a rape victim… went on to accuse her of lying about her rape and insisted that she was too ugly to have been raped because she’s not a feminist..
actingdelusionaleigh is the changed url of dropmycumberbritches the feminist that made up that fake story about a first grader being raped that was really just a picture from a girl who was attacked by a kangaroo.
“Why are people reluctant to call themselves feminists? Must be that darn patriarchy.”
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