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my mother: why do you act like that
me: why’d you emotionally abuse me my whole life? we all have questions …good night
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the script: what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you and what am i supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay
me, age nine:
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Holy fucking christ
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The fact that Mariah Carey beat XXXTinct’s Spotify record…on Christmas Day…THAT was fighting for gay rights…
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y’all be 26 with a before you follow page talkin bout don’t follow if you haven’t seen every episode of Steven universe
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straight woman im talking too: haha like.. idk he just ignores me and doesn’t like me and we have terrible sex haha but i love him tho!!!!!
me:
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Also do you guys really think that paypig post is real? Anyone can edit their PayPal balance via developer tools, I made this fake screenshot a month ago.
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the health warnings on cigarettes are ineffective so im making my own
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