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brianjohnsadventure

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

I’m sure most Yes Man fans are aware of the really funny phenomenon of random products / things using his face, but please look at this tricycle. Look at his eyes. He’s like a little creature seeing the world for the first time

benny 3 seconds after making eye contact with confirmed bachelor courier who just burst into the tops:

Benny would be thrilled by Nick Valentine. Like I know the concept of synths and replacing people would initially shock him but I don’t think for long.

He’s not a technology guy by any means but he certainly appreciates it and understands what it can do. He’d be pro-synth and synths at people for purely pragmatic reason at first but seeing some noir detective would have him thinking of all the ways he could improve on his plan if he had that tech for Yes-Man.

If Yes-Man could pass as human he’d have no reason to hide him and could even have him buddy up with the rest of the Chairmen! Even if he’s found out and House wants him and especially synth Yes-Man out their is a loyalty to them that is only made stronger that Yes-Man looks like them now. It’s also such a complex thing for Yes-Man too now to struggle with “humanity” in a new context and his teacher tragic being Benny Fucking Gecko.

Smug asshole. Rips him to shreds. With my teeth.

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I should be allowed to just say “I adore you” and “I love you” and “I want to keep you in my life for as long as possible” to my friends whenever I want without it being overbearing. I’m thinking it lovingly at people. I’m beaming my overwhelming affection into my friends via undetectable radio waves

lets just say if i got to save benny from legion i would take really good care of him and be so normal about it and i hope that would warm him heart

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

can you draw benny in a suit even tackier than his actual one pls?

he killed you in this

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calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

that morning cigarette i know his breathe stink like bad 😇