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waffles22223-blog · 11 years
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at what age do all old ladies decide they want to have the same hairstyle
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people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
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So now we have:
A Study in Pink The Blind Banker The Great Game
A Scandal in Belgravia The Hounds of Baskerville The Reichenbach Fall
The Empty Hearse The Sign of Three His Last Vow
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Reblog this if your life have been ruined by one of these fuckers
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Benedict Cumberbatch
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Felix Kjellberg / PewDiePie Martin Freeman Misha Collins
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These fuckers .. and these guys, so I can follow your sassy bum.
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"Dad’s been working the farm and hasn’t been home for a couple days."
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If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
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A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
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Rules to learning English
1. their our know rules
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i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people
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imagine sexting but you’re only allowed to use the medical terms
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this is better than my blog tbh
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You.
For. Fucks. Sake. Just talking to you makes me feel better. I emediatly stop crying, and smile at just the simplest text message. I love you.
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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
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"Releasing ‘She Keeps Me Warm’ today is a massive and scary step. Simply because this song is not political. It’s not about oppression or marriage equality. This song is a love song. That’s all it is. It’s an honest love song, an extended version of my chorus from ‘Same Love’. It’s another side of the story. The only difference with this song is that there are female pronouns. I’m not trying to be shocking. I suppose it’s inadvertently making a statement, but I hope this song sits in all hearts- gay or straight. It’s not about any of that. It’s about love. It’s always been about love."
- Mary Lambert
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Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing in real life” has clearly never visited my house
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OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT AND TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT AND OFFERED TO BUY IT FOR ME THERE IS A 1000000% CHANCE I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM PROBABLY
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