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wafflelvr · 5 years
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you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
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wafflelvr · 5 years
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yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 
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wafflelvr · 5 years
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I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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sweet creature is rlly out there being a soft and beautiful love song about two people who fell in love young, had to go through rough patches and sort out their differences to make it work because no matter where life takes them they know where they belong huh
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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How are penguins not extinct?
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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by Taya Iv
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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Sappho, tr. by Anne Carson, from “If Not Winter: Fragments of Sappho,” (x)
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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Showgirls (1995)
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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Sunrise, Florida - June 9 (via @ot5zarry)
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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Every time someone claims ‘there’s five films he MAY be shown as gay later!!!!’ a botruckle dies
Whenever the excuse ‘but it was illegal to be gay then!!?!’ is used a niffler dies.
If people try explain ‘but it’s not relevant to the story!1!’ a Hippogrif dies.
Every time a person brings it back to the word ‘explicitly’ to excuse it a Phoenix dies.
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wafflelvr · 6 years
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I can’t even imagine waking up this cute.
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