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cronus ampora.9/m/♒my emotions are vwery fragile so please vwatch vwhat you say to me (here's a hint: don't say no).all my quadrants are open and don't seem to be changing anytime soon so hey feel free to hit me up as long as you're attractiwve and don't friendzone like the rest of these cats and kittens.((alive cronus rp blog. in an alternate timeline where the beforus trolls never played sgrub uvu))
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((ahh goodnight friends))
((sorry if i wasn't able to reply tonight!! or greet any new followers i'll reply to all of you tomorrow promise uvu))
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vwhat happens in fiwve hours? puberty?
Wow, sorry, I was too busy looking at you and wondering if it was possible for someone to be born that ugly. I know a guy that does such great work that he might even be able to fix you.
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oh, yeah right. dont play innocent, captor. i am SO onto you. vwell it isnt going to vwork, so you can just stop before you start. just dont evwen try it.
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hey, captor. you alright? need a hand there, buddy?
#thats lowv captor evwen for you#pretending to be a retar- uh...#mentally alternatiwve person just for a prank#im seriously disappointed in you#mi7unacap7or
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im impressed! you can see my face from all the vway dowvn there. good job, little man.
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vwell hey there, shortstack. howvs the vweather dowvn there?
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vwhat is this, some kinda joke?
youre pretending to be stupid to get me to beliewve you and then you laugh at vwhat a chump i am, arent you?
mi7unacap7or started following you
hey, captor. you alright? need a hand there, buddy?
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lifeisgenocide started following you
not another one of these punks, you gotta be kidding me.
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mi7unacap7or started following you
hey, captor. you alright? need a hand there, buddy?
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u have boobs… i have hands .. interesting ………….
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God knows you've 8een eying them the entire time.
hah, guilty as charged. but vwho can blame me? youre practically shovwing them in my face.
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happy frevwsom, evweryone.
i hope you all hawve plentiful frevwsom harvwests.
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Try 9 sweeps, asshat. 6 sweep olds don't have tits and ass like this.
of course, my mistake. it vwas truly a griewvous on my part blunder not to make the connection betvween those qualities and your age.
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absolutely! id be glad to showv you a thing or tvwo. maybe giwve you some inspo for that book of yours.
i shit you not, i am indeed a vwizard of the HIGHEST distinction. all kinds of crazy majykks running through my vweins. i got more spells than the oceans got shells.
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More like her ancestor. Except altern8 version.
her ancestor? shouldnt you be really old then? you dont look a day ovwer six.
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eridan, eridan... nope, doesnt ring a bell. nevwer heard of you.
im sure youwve heard of me, though. i mean, im kind of a big deal, you dig?
names cronus ampora, vwizard extraordinaire. your pleasure to make my acquaintance.
i wwould humor you by bein the amicable guy that i am an changin for your sake
but lets be honest here wwe both knoww wwho pulls it off better
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Yes, I'm sure that it is, I can feel your arousal from here. I'm sure you can guess who I am.
vwell, im GUESSING youre a serket judging by your sign, but you certainly dont look like any serket i knowv.
are you like... araneas evwil tvwin or something?
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