It's cause you're always at that damn grocery store
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you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night
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Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
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Oh I CANNOT be trusted with a cardboard tube
Bonk
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i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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shrimp afraido
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Sternum, sternal and vertebral ribs, hyoid and pelvic bones of a Pygmy Killer Whale. Annals of the South African Museum. April 1970.
Internet Archive
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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING
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he fucking killed the other guy
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must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?
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wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure
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