vulgarmaw
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I don't actually know how I got here, please help, I have a family that misses me...
I am an adult for reference. If you're not please keep interactions to posts. I still appreciate you being here though.
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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I love hearing stories from dm's about their players doing stupid shit.
My players are too scared to do stupid shit.
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Forklift certification. It's come up a lot.
I love hearing stories from dm's about their players doing stupid shit.
My players are too scared to do stupid shit.
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Oh bestie I'm 40% lore.
I love hearing stories from dm's about their players doing stupid shit.
My players are too scared to do stupid shit.
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Been a DM for like 16 years now. I started with 2.5E d&d.
I love hearing stories from dm's about their players doing stupid shit.
My players are too scared to do stupid shit.
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Microdosing responsibilities by paying my bills on time.
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Me: "YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL! YOU'VE UNLOCKED MY FINAL FORM!!!"
*takes a nap*
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I love hearing stories from dm's about their players doing stupid shit.
My players are too scared to do stupid shit.
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Hey anyone can a free trial of Mental Health Premium? Mine expired like a bazillion years ago and I could use a couple weeks.
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
#Lights subtly dim in my presence#Not for the mystery or because I'm a badass#It's only because they're always too bright and hurt my eyes a little
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When you vote me tumblr famous I'll allow each of you to commit one crime.
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What fucking happens when I buy one of each OP? Huh? I never get just one thing. When I buy candy it's like you let a child have access to a credit card without explaining to them how credit cards work.
What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
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