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Step one: assume there is a trick
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this is entirely anecdotal but based on a study ive been conducting*, circumcision rates are shockingly low among my generation and a lot of people seem angry at the very suggestion that they might be circumcised
*ᶦᵐ ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃʳ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵈᶦᵉˢ' ʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ʷᵃˡᵏˢ ᶦⁿ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸʳᵉ ᶜᵘᵗ
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friend of mine once said we were "platonic soulmates" and I was flatly like "what? no we're not" which I occasionally feel a bit bad about. just talked to her and apparently she's told "double digits" of people that story because it's so funny to her
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ladies and gentlemen for this macro there are prepositions
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what were you doing at the devil's sacrament
ladies and gentlemen for this macro there are prepositions
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ladies and gentlemen for this macro there are prepositions
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Before we continue, is this a personal moral failing or a mental illness? I need to know whether I should treat you like an evil monster or a helpless child when I unperson you.
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From Armies of Sand, a classification of different ways a military can be ruined by "politicization":
Palace-Guard-ism: The military is so focused around fighting rebels, terrorists, and other threats to the dictator's power that it's completely unprepared to face a conventional war.
Commissarism: The dictator is terrified that his generals will overthrow him in a coup, so he replaces them all with unqualified but loyal cronies.
Praetorianism: The generals did overthrow the dictator in a coup, now they're the government, and now all the standard failure modes of an autocratic civilian government are happening to them.
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tumblr classical ai feature that kicks in when you newly follow a blog you unfollowed months ago, presenting you with predictions about why you unfollowed them last time
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#turned to my girlfriend the other day with the thought that it would be really funny#if there was one mega Corp that did funerals#like a Monsanto of funerals#we'd think of that as much too heavy handed satire
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INSIDE VOLUME 6 : Hiding in plain sight
Anyone who missed the campaign can still order Volume 6, the collector box, the poster and the stickers on our website : apolloniasaintclair.bigcartel.com
INK IS MY BLOOD – VOLUME SIX | 148 pages of fire and darkness
Apollonia Saintclair 1058 - 20211111 La mèche rebelle (Hiding in plain sight)
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The great Oracle of the Fed steps forth again. The horses have herd (get it?) rumor that the path to 2% may be threatened, and they shift in fear.
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'Would you rather be alone in the woods with a gay man or a bear' oooooooooooh I dunno. I keep hearing from Very Reliable Sources that nearly all gay men are sex weirdo pedophile rapists. I don't need to examine anything about these houghts at all.
if basically any other group in the world were subject to this thought experiment with these results we'd be having a conversation about how abject terror and fear of a generic other person based on their physical traits is a sign that you have an enormous amount of work to do on yourself
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