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vordyceps · 1 month
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i opened this website by mistake and went through my following and trying to figure out who i have been following for THIRTEEN YEARS after they've have like 1600000 names and blog changes is always exciting
anyway hello goodbye
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vordyceps · 11 months
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coming back to tumblr but it’s only to post deep lyrics like i used to do when i was thirteen, but i only listen to terrible enstars music now so it’s just 
打ち寄せる呼び声が聴こえたろ? 夜の汀-みぎわ-から手を伸ばしたとき 引き留めるんだ 昨日のShadow 惹きつけるんだ 明日のLight 月の引力のようだね 波立たせる この胸の海原
#lyrics post #2wink #turbulent storm
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vordyceps · 2 years
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why the fuck is this website so blue now
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vordyceps · 6 years
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you ever have twitter lock you out of your account for changing your birthday to the correct date so now you have nothing better to do but update your blog you haven’t posted on in 2 years
me either
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vordyceps · 7 years
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it’s good to know that this website designed itself to be even more of a pain in my ass when i’m trying to edit things on it.
Good Website Design. 10/10, would leave for 20 months again.
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vordyceps · 7 years
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discord is fucking wild.
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vordyceps · 7 years
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if someone buys me a pokemon guardians rising booster box i’ll consider posting here all the time again
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vordyceps · 7 years
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hello. i’m twenty now and all i do is listen to a song about reaganomics.
i hope you’re well.
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vordyceps · 7 years
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local child leaves house, astonished by nature (alt title: old man screams at cloud)
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vordyceps · 7 years
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i came here to show nick how to use xkit
i’m not dead yet unfortunately for anyone who cared
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vordyceps · 7 years
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who the fuck is this
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vordyceps · 7 years
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i’m gonna fuck a nintendo switch
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vordyceps · 7 years
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#carsdiscourse
steak drapes-Today at 10:48 PM
everyone's bad at cars canon BECAUSE CARS CANON MAKES NO GOD DAMNED SENSE THEY TRULY DIDN'T EVEN PLAN TO MAKE A SECOND MOVIE NOW THERE'S A THIRD
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:49 PM
CAR HITLER CARS WWII
steak drapes-Today at 10:49 PM
WHO IS THE FUCKING CARS POPE
shrench-Today at 10:50 PM
did dinosaur cars exist? if so what did they run on before fossil fuels?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:51 PM
apparently the antagonist of the movie is them hating on millenials or some shit
steak drapes-Today at 10:51 PM
but what constitutes a millenial in carsverse a a car made in 2000?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:52 PM
i shoulda specified not car people but like humans
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:52 PM
yea but
shrench-Today at 10:52 PM
when a mommy car and a daddy car love each other very much do they go to the car factory together?
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:52 PM
what consitutes a millenal carare they like
shrench-Today at 10:52 PM
IS A CAR CAR SALESMAN A SLAVE SELLER?
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:52 PM
toyota corrollas?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:53 PM
what constitutes citizenship in the cars universe
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:53 PM
are there lineages
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:53 PM
there are planes, boats, cars, and like other small vehicles
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:53 PM
is the mustang a family of cars with each new year of mustangs being the next generation? was there a cars 9/11? did a plane crash itself into a building? do the cars fit into the plane and high jack it?
steak drapes-Today at 10:54 PM
a suicidal Cars(TM) plane caused 9/11
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:54 PM
was cars 9/11 a inside job? literally?
steak drapes-Today at 10:54 PM
wait
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:54 PM
was there a cars george w bush?
steak drapes-Today at 10:54 PM
is there even a cars new york?
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:54 PM
WAS THERE A CARS BILL CLINTON DID HE HAVE SEXUAL RELATION WITH THAT CAR
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:54 PM
is...
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:54 PM
DID CARS BILL CLINTON FUCK ANOTEHR CAR IN THE CARS OVAL OFFICE
shrench-Today at 10:54 PM
are executive cars all lexus and high end cars? or can an old 90's ford be a CEO?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:54 PM
is there cars pornography
steak drapes-Today at 10:54 PM
CARS MONICA LEWINSKY
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:55 PM
DID THERE CARS ADULTERY? I NEED ANSWERS
shrench-Today at 10:55 PM
ARE THERE CAR CATGIRLS?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:55 PM
we all sit screaming outside of pixar studios with hundreds of others, demanding answers. We demand the truth
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:55 PM
IS THERE ANIME CARS? IS THERE CARS TENTACLE HENTAI?
shrench-Today at 10:55 PM
DOES CARS UNIVERSE HAVE R34 OF HUMANS? DO HUMANS EXIST IN CARSVERSE?
Sturgles my Gurgles-Today at 10:55 PM
DONT STICK IT IN MY TAILPIPE
steak drapes-Today at 10:56 PM
IS /R/DRAGONSFUCKINGCARS /R/DRAGONSFUCKINGHUMANS IN THE CARSVERSE?
Drake & Josh Theme Song-Today at 10:56 PM
but guys who builds the cars
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vordyceps · 7 years
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sometimes my brain tells me not to post because there’s the possibility of ‘getting anon hate’ because ‘nobody cares about you just fucking delete’ until i realize i’m dropping followers like flies and nobody actually cares about me enough to send me legitimate anon hate
the only anon hate i ever got was someone telling me my hair was gross in like. 2013. and they weren’t wrong because my hair WAS gross
so like. why do i even care
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vordyceps · 7 years
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when mom says dinner’s ready
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when she says “nevermind it’ll be a few more minutes”
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vordyceps · 7 years
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i went from following 120 blogs to following 58
whoops
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vordyceps · 7 years
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i guess 2017 is okay.
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