I CAN DIE HAPPY
Gosh how I love this man…. really worth the coins! 😍😍💖💖
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Scorpio: How do you politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times
Huedhaut: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Scorpio: That was poetry.
MC: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.
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Dui: So what’s it like dating Scorpio?
Me: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said: “wait”.
Me: I love him.
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Scorpio’s Reputation
MC: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands
Scoprio: Tsk, that’s impos-
MC: *cups Scorpio’s face and smiles*
Scorpio: *blushing* Stop it woman, I have a reputation.
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Voltage men moaning & groaning
Be warned: NSFW. Only for your midnight cravings and frustrations
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Leon: You’ve heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for IMAX and climax.
Partheno: Blockbluster and cockthruster.
Tauxolouve: Hulu and woohoo.
Ichthys: Amazon Prime and sexy time.
Zyglavis: Church and praying for forgiveness.
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Scorpio’s a mood
Scorpio: Fuck, I want to die.
Zyglavis: Language, kid.
Scorpio: Heckity heck, I crave death.
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RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN
An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida
Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957
Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII
Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945
The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888
A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936
Job Hunting In 1930’s
German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945
Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961
Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934
Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931
Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932
The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947
The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967
Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967
Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974
Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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