being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
Hi all! doing a bit of spring cleaning so these blue bird trinket bowls will be for sale!
These were repaired and extra detailing added with china paint and enamel paint after a glaze firing mistake so do note these are not food safe.
Sizes and prices in chronological order from 1-4:
1: 4.5x1.5 inches - $75cad
2: 5x2.5 inches - $80cad
3: 6x2 inches - $90cad
4: 6x3 inches - $90cad
please send serious inquiries to julianmiholics@gmail(dot)com and I can calculate the shipping cost for you as these will vary based on region and shipping options :)
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
me: so that last sculpt took way longer than I thought it was going to, I should take that into account for my next project and try not to do anything too overly ambitions.
my brain: make an Egregorian from lancer
me: you fucking got it boss