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Here's more of the stickers I made for Ultimate Alien Force! (2/3)
These stickers are available on my Etsy here
I opted to only include redesigns that actually appear in the show, instead of trying to draw all of them based on the glimpses we get in the intros
Womp womp
(There's also a couple dudes from Ultimate Alien that made it onto the canvas, with the rest coming soon <3)
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
#i had this video downloaded#also the guy on the left gives off filipino vibes#my filipino radar is goin off
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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
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Laura Deramas's fake Palestinian scam is now back under palstuensgazz this time using the paypal name Laura Mae Noro (this has also been used by other scam accounts before). I can't make a proper post with screenshots and image descriptions at the moment bcos it's very late here and I'm so sleepy.
But pls reminder again to everyone to be more discerning about the people who come to your inbox with donation posts. Please learn what a genuine Palestinian fundraiser looks like and learn to distinguish them from scam accounts like the one mentioned here.
On their last account before this one, this degenerate was able to scam someone out of $70. That is precious money that could have been so helpful to an actual Palestinian family. Please stop giving this scammer money and letting them steal much needed resources from people undergoing a genocide.
Look through the tags on this post for this scammer's past accounts, and learn how to spot them when they come to your inbox or on your dashboard.
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Everyone Please come to us and support we need To leave before the crossing in Border close.. even just my 2 son And my Wife and our baby to less the Amount my brothers and sisters
Please come to donate here in my wife paypal please send As friend and family cause paypal will hold the money
Do not donate to this account. It is a scammer who may possibly be Laura Deramas under a different PayPal account or using another friend for funding. This user is known to rapid pace change urls when called out so please keep an eye out for them. They do not have proof they’re legit and will block you. If you donated, they will continue to ask for more money with excuses.
Once again, this is a scammer under the name ‘Laura mae Noro’ please don’t give them any money and alert anyone who’s been contacted by them. They will almost always turn off reblogs when they see warnings posted.
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Daria and Jane and being gay in the 90s
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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
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do i have any followers who know deep witchcraft? can you all get in a discord call and hex JK Rowling? like actually
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i watched it + my favorites
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"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.
example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."
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