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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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Aauugghh I feel the adderall kicking in… no..! No!!! It’s making me focus on POSTING..!!!
MY MOST LOUYAL SERVANT.. BETRAYS ME..!
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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
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i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.
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just jerked off and killed myself but im feeling better now can we still go on a walk tonight
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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.
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for new years day, i decided to start posting more art
here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake
i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug
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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music
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